| #22 | 8-ball | 6,672 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #454 | BGE temporary tattoo | 2 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #25 | BRICKO egg | 1 |
| #4 | Boris's Helm (askew) | 1 |
| #26 | Buddy Bjorn | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1315 | CRIMBCO scrip | 20 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #791 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 5 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #8 | Clan speakeasy | 1 |
| #1349 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1271 | Crimbo fudge | 2 |
| #12 | Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #27 | Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #23 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 2 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #10 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 92 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| 🥉 | Jarlsberg's pan (Cosmic portal mode) | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #30 | Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab | 1 |
| #8 | Monster Manuel | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #51 | Operation Patriot Shield | 1 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #22 | Snow Suit | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #40 | adventurer clone egg | 1 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2122 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #48 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 1 |
| #50 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #103 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 11 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #178 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #22 | deactivated putty buddy | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #2077 | elven cellocello | 1 |
| #1910 | elven suicide capsule | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #89 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #1881 | fancy chocolate car | 1 |
| #14 | fancy tophat | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #12 | gasmask | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #1879 | herringcello | 1 |
| #6 | hibernating Grimstone Golem | 1 |
| #160 | holiday log | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #24 | imitation nice watch | 3 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #5 | jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #1828 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #58 | magic dragonfish fry | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #50 | midget clownfish | 1 |
| #118 | mini-martini | 4 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #9 | passed-out psychedelic bear | 1 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1883 | phish stick | 2 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #37 | pottery barn owl figurine | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #5 | red balloon | 99 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #147 | severed rocking horse head | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #50 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 16 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #23 | still grill | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #1443 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #15 | time-twitching toolbelt | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #831 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 4 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1106 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 2 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #282 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #839 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 4 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #867 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #487 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 2 |
| #760 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 5 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #525 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 8 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #674 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 6 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 2 |
| #523 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 8 |
| #840 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 4 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #965 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 3 |
| #857 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 4 |
| #946 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic fax machine | 5 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #540 | tiny plastic moneybee | 8 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6186 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6156 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #679 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 3 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #146 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #37 | urchin roe | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #33 | woim | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #96 | wriggling severed nose | 1 |