| #20 | Adventurer bobblehead | 7 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #254 | BURT | 108 |
| #447 | Bash-Εs boxtop | 2 |
| #49 | Beach Buck | 234 |
| π₯ | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #272 | Chroner | 161 |
| #49 | Coinspiracy | 338 |
| #126 | Cosmic Calorie | 48 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1598 | Crimbuck | 123 |
| #103 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #26 | El Vibrato trapezoid | 1 |
| #40 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 5 |
| #122 | Freddy Kruegerand | 68 |
| #143 | FunFundsβ’ | 3 |
| π₯ | Fuzzby | 1 |
| π₯ | Golden HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #515 | Goodfella contract | 32 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #19 | Huggler Radio | 1 |
| π₯ | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| π₯ | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #185 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 181 |
| #613 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 44 |
| #15 | Mayodiol | 8 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #88 | Pecos Dave's sixgun | 1 |
| π₯ | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #173 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| π₯ | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #33 | Spacegate Research | 978 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 9 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 7 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #1197 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 3 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 4 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #367 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 5 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #554 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 11 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| π₯ | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #253 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 3 |
| #228 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 5 |
| π₯ | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #60 | Volcoino | 5 |
| #49 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 78 |
| #39 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 7 |
| #36 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 4 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| π₯ | all-year sucker | 1 |
| π₯ | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 18,399 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| π₯ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #49 | asteroid belt | 1 |
| #29 | batskin belt | 54 |
| π₯ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #84 | buffalo dime | 1 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #55 | cop dollar | 37 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #16 | detective roscoe | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #556 | empty agua de vida bottle | 244 |
| π₯ | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| π₯ | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1581 | filthy lucre | 6 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #6 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #19 | gingerbeard | 1 |
| #9 | gingerbread moneybag | 1 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| π₯ | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| π₯ | kill screen | 1 |
| #106 | magical pony: Pearjack | 21 |
| #631 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #42 | meteorb | 1 |
| #30 | meteorite guard | 2 |
| #32 | meteortarboard | 3 |
| #70 | meteorthopedic shoes | 2 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| π₯ | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #39 | miming beret | 2 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #50 | miming corduroys | 2 |
| #28 | miming gloves | 3 |
| #46 | miming shirt | 2 |
| #922 | old sweatpants | 52 |
| #132 | ornate picture frame | 17 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #48 | picture of you | 1 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #68 | psychokinetic energy blob | 3 |
| π₯ | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #50 | s'more | 1,679 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| π₯ | seal medal | 1 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #34 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 53 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #195 | spectre scepter | 144 |
| #63 | sprinkles | 2,558 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #44 | toy sixgun | 3 |
| #30 | unfinished ice sculpture | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #602 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 15 |
| π₯ | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| π₯ | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |