| #114 | "meat" stick | 1 |
| #52 | Ancient Protector Soda | 12 |
| #26 | BURT | 671 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
| #123 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #181 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 3 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbo paste | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #62 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 2 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #229 | Crimbot battery | 2 |
| #36 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 160 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 143 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 138 |
| #49 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 37 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 145 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 52 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 137 |
| #43 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 45 |
| #40 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 143 |
| #160 | D roll | 72 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
| #33 | Dinsey Whinskey | 1 |
| #21 | Dinsey face paint | 1 |
| #31 | Dinsey food-cone | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #124 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 1 |
| #129 | Friendliness Beverage | 63 |
| #444 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #122 | How to Avoid Scams | 1 |
| #166 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #20 | Lord Soggyraven's Slippers | 16 |
| #41 | Mer-kin paste | 1 |
| #78 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 1 |
| #182 | New Zealand iced tea | 59 |
| #102 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 1 |
| #116 | Othello's dagger | 1 |
| #99 | Othello's handkerchief | 1 |
| #98 | Othello's military jacket | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #43 | Sogg-Os | 10 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #632 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 4 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 5 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #583 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 7 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 16 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #14 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 2 |
| #44 | Wet Russian | 8 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #11 | backwoods banjo | 1 |
| #23 | bag of grain | 6 |
| #113 | bag of gross foreign snacks | 1 |
| #137 | bag of park garbage | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #100 | beastly paste | 1 |
| #146 | beautiful rainbow | 2 |
| #123 | belemnite candy mold | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #517 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #56 | blood-drive sticker | 2 |
| #135 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #400 | bread line | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #52 | bug paste | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #151 | bugbear purification pill | 1 |
| #40 | catfish whiskers | 27 |
| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #99 | cheap sunglasses | 1 |
| #56 | chlorophyll paste | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #207 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #38 | cosmic paste | 1 |
| #263 | crappy brain | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #267 | decent brain | 1 |
| #58 | demonic paste | 1 |
| #176 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 4 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #95 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #151 | droll monocle | 6 |
| #123 | drone self-destruct chip | 1 |
| #80 | dumb mud | 3 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #69 | ectoplasmic paste | 1 |
| #56 | elemental paste | 1 |
| #110 | expensive camera | 1 |
| #12 | fake washboard | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
| #96 | filthy child leash | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone belt | 1 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #11 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #50 | fishy paste | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #271 | flask of mining oil | 1 |
| #338 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #26 | freshwater fishbone | 82 |
| #739 | frigid fudgepuck | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #735 | fudgecule | 438 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #150 | future drug: Coolscaline | 5 |
| #150 | future drug: Muscularactum | 5 |
| #141 | future drug: Smartinex | 7 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #138 | ghost beer | 2 |
| #91 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #51 | goblin paste | 1 |
| #49 | goblin water | 14 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #337 | good brain | 1 |
| #68 | gooey paste | 1 |
| #46 | gourmet gourami oil | 34 |
| #71 | greasy paste | 1 |
| #242 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| #71 | grody jug | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #79 | hair oil | 1 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #243 | handful of confetti | 141 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #157 | heavy crown | 2 |
| #31 | heavy duty umbrella | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #51 | hippy paste | 1 |
| #48 | hobo paste | 1 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #74 | illegal firecracker | 1 |
| #60 | indescribably horrible paste | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #82 | jar of swamp honey | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #1011 | jerky coins | 2 |
| #145 | kiwi beak | 8 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #44 | liquid ice | 16 |
| #84 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 16 |
| #51 | miniature life preserver | 1 |
| #130 | minin' dynamite | 6 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #372 | negative lump | 1 |
| #19 | neoprene skullcap | 16 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #63 | oily paste | 1 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #219 | overloaded micro-reactor | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1135 | paperclip | 2 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #29 | penguin paste | 1 |
| #469 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #397 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #78 | pickelhaube | 1 |
| #54 | pirate paste | 1 |
| #195 | pitted sheet metal | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #22 | pocket maze | 6 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #10 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 26 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #391 | red ale | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #449 | ruby on canes | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #478 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #74 | sewage-clogged pistol | 1 |
| #574 | sewer nuggets | 1 |
| #104 | sewer snake | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #21 | shady shades | 7 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #197 | silent pea shooter | 2 |
| #48 | silver face paint | 5 |
| #98 | single swig of vodka | 1 |
| #127 | sizzling seal fat | 2 |
| #89 | slide rule | 1 |
| #49 | slimy paste | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #239 | sparking robo-battery | 1 |
| #158 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #40 | squeaky toy rose | 3 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #115 | still-beating spleen | 6 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #41 | strange paste | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #73 | surgical tape | 1 |
| #898 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 27 |
| #2117 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 19 |
| #93 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 21 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 8 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 22 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 13 |
| #144 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 2 |
| #119 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 16 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 22 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic G Imp | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 27 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 11 |
| #134 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #112 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 31 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 16 |
| #146 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 7 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 16 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 2 |
| #125 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 16 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 8 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 3 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #164 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 25 |
| #1741 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #146 | tiny plastic animelf | 2 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #1131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 16 |
| #101 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 34 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #123 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 30 |
| #108 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 33 |
| #116 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 30 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #133 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 29 |
| #233 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 18 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #2212 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #113 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 33 |
| #92 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 37 |
| #225 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 19 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1385 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 13 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2748 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #115 | tiny plastic fire servant | 18 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 6 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 16 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #116 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 32 |
| #1374 | tiny plastic killer bee | 13 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #839 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 21 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic moneybee | 35 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #99 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 36 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 15 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 10 |
| #597 | tiny plastic sauceror | 8 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #695 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 7 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #96 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 20 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1513 | tiny plastic star starfish | 12 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #145 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #189 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 12 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #1082 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 5 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2121 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #79 | toxic globule | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #92 | transdermal smoke patch | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #91 | turtle voicebox | 1 |
| #94 | twisted-up wet towel | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #113 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #255 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 12 |
| #105 | warbear auto-anvil | 2 |
| #28 | warbear battery | 62 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear bearserker greaves | 2 |
| #166 | warbear bearserker mead | 1 |
| #290 | warbear beeping telegram | 4 |
| #169 | warbear blizzard mead | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #218 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 2 |
| 🥉 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 2 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #118 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| 🥈 | warbear electric long johns | 2 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric warscarf | 2 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #112 | warbear empathy chip | 6 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #117 | warbear exo-arm | 2 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #169 | warbear feasting bread | 2 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #5 | warbear feathered fedora | 2 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 2 |
| #84 | warbear foil hat | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear goggles | 2 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear heated ushanka | 2 |
| #340 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear high festival pants | 2 |
| #109 | warbear high-efficiency still | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #234 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 4 |
| #27 | warbear induction oven | 4 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear laser bowtie | 2 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #8 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #191 | warbear metalworking primer | 6 |
| 🥉 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 2 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear party pants | 2 |
| #4 | warbear plain fedora | 2 |
| #6 | warbear plain helm | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plain ushanka | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear plasma bowtie | 2 |
| #4 | warbear polarized goggles | 2 |
| #239 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 5 |
| #354 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 2 |
| #283 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 4 |
| #4 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #139 | warbear soda machine assembler | 4 |
| #4 | warbear spiked helm | 2 |
| #156 | warbear thermoregulator bread | 1 |
| #282 | warbear trouser fragment | 6 |
| #134 | warbear warrior bread | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear warscarf | 2 |
| #253 | warbear whosit | 603 |
| #55 | water wings for babies | 1 |
| #49 | weird gazelle steak | 4 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #77 | wood screw | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
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