Balton

RankItemQuantity
#61Adventurer bobblehead3
🥈All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig1
#372BURT57
🥈Byte1
#214Cloak of Dire Shadows1
#78Coilyâ„¢1
#505Crimbo Credit3
#109Crimbot battery16
#32Eldritch snap3
#85Ellsbury's journal1
🥇Ginsu™1
#37Humpty Dumplings1
#227Inner Strength2
#82Inner Truth4
#92Inner Wisdom4
#540Jack-in-the-box10
🥈Krampus Horn1
#12LOV Enamorang111
#14LOV Entrance Pass3
🥈Official Council Aide Pin1
🥇Platinum HP-35 Calculator1
🥇Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)1
#77Red Balloon of Valor3
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#7Science Notebook2
#62Staff of Blood and Pudding1
#11Staff of Holiday Sensations1
#94Staff of the Black Kettle1
#25Staff of the Electric Range1
#27Staff of the Grand Flambé1
#27Staff of the Grease Trap1
#85Staff of the Greasefire1
#34Staff of the Kitchen Floor1
#91Staff of the Midnight Snack1
#66Staff of the Short Order Cook1
#121Staff of the Soupbone1
#77Staff of the Teapot Tempest1
#49Staff of the Walk-In Freezer1
#61Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron1
#72Star Spawn2
#212Sword of Dark Omens1
🥈Sword of Procedural Generation1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)1
#4The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used)1
#7The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)1
#755Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette5
#90Thwaitgold amoeba statuette6
#831Thwaitgold ant statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#415Thwaitgold bookworm statuette3
#24Thwaitgold bug statuette21
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#276Thwaitgold chigger statuette4
#246Thwaitgold cockroach statuette3
#230Thwaitgold firefly statuette13
#1221Thwaitgold maggot statuette3
#152Thwaitgold metabug statuette3
#268Thwaitgold mosquito statuette6
#31Thwaitgold moth statuette8
#49Thwaitgold nit statuette4
#448Thwaitgold nymph statuette1
#626Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette1
#96Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette23
#323Thwaitgold scorpion statuette4
#404Thwaitgold spider statuette7
#1091Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette9
#111Thwaitgold termite statuette124
#61Thwaitgold time fly statuette2
#509Thwaitgold woollybear statuette3
#252Zinc Delta of Tranquility5
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#13aerogel accordion1
#11aerogel akubra1
#14aerogel anvil1
#8aerogel apron1
#13aerogel ascot1
#13aerogel attache case1
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
🥇anniversary burlap belt1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
#10bad vibroknife2
#19bad-ass club16
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#239beer-scented teddy bear2
#35bitter bowtie1
#28blackberry2,759
#40blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail1
#263booze-soaked cherry1
#42brazen bracelet1
#128cheer extractor1
#77choco-Crimbot45
#313cookie cookie3
#15crusty hula hoop32
#23crystal belt buckle1
#13dirty bottlecap4
#10discarded button5
#46dwarvish war kilt1
#78eldritch alignment spray8
#4eldritch hammer2
#29eldritch mushroom5
#23eldritch rub11
#42eldritch scanner1
#55equal sign4
#38exclusive club1
#10fiberglass fannypack1
#15fiberglass fedora1
#16fiberglass fetish1
#13fiberglass fingerguard1
#12fiberglass foil1
#12fiberglass frock1
#271fistful of ashes10
🥈fossilized necklace1
#8gabardine gaiters1
#11gabardine garibaldi1
#9gabardine garland1
#10gabardine girdle1
#7gabardine gloves1
#12gabardine gunnysack1
#4ghost pencil34
#25gingerbread gavel4
#20gingerservo1
#9grease cannon4
#45green rocket111
🥇hand-knitted Crimbo socks1
#67hardened slime belt2
#32hardened slime hat5
#50hardened slime pants3
#12industrial frosting2
#19interesting clod of dirt2
#42lawn dart11
🥉left-handed melodica1
#12li'l ghost costume1
#58lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter1
#666magical pony: Dusk Shiny1
#484magical pony: Pearjack2
#511magical pony: Rosey Cake2
#273magical pony: Shutterfly6
#309magical pony: Spectrum Dash5
🥉makeshift castanets1
🥉marinara jug1
#132memory of some delicious amino acids10
#20mime eraser63
#73mime pocket probe1
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#37musty moccasins1
#55note from Clancy1
🥇novelty monorail ticket1
#70old school flying disc7
#27ornamental sextant1
#283pig-iron shinguards1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#17red wagon29
#17rickety old unicycle7
#34right parenthesis7
#6saffron uttarasanga1
#58seal-clubbing club1,652
🥉sealskin drum1
🥇silent nightlight1
#21silver cow skull30
#27single atom765
#285skull of the Bonerdagon3
#42slime-covered club1
#11slime-covered helmet1
#33slime-covered necklace1
#35slime-covered speargun1
#8slime-covered staff1
#19snake oil110
🥈spaghetti-box banjo1
🥇spinning wheel1
#40spiritual eggnog5
#61spiritual fruitcake4
#304spiritual gingerbread1
#23squirming Slime larva3
#760stainless steel shillelagh6
#410stuffed Hodgman1
#30suspicious-looking fedora3
#65tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo1
#61tiny plastic Café Elf1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#86tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#491tiny plastic Duke Starkiller2
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#75tiny plastic Your Brain1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#6121tiny plastic angry goat2
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#6142tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#6187tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball2
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#4811tiny plastic grue3
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#2522tiny plastic howling balloon monkey7
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#3933tiny plastic levitating potato4
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#57tiny plastic orphan1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#58tiny plastic reindeer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#4016tiny plastic star starfish4
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#55tiny plastic wild beaver1
🥈washboard shield1
#91willowy bonnet1
🥇witch's bra1
🥈wolf whistle1
#12wrought-iron waders1
#9wrought-iron walker1
#9wrought-iron whisk1
#13wrought-iron wig1
#9wrought-iron winch crank1

Wow, that's 6,484 items total!

what items are this player missing?