| #61 | Adventurer bobblehead | 3 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #372 | BURT | 57 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #78 | Coilyâ„¢ | 1 |
| #505 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #109 | Crimbot battery | 16 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| 🥇 | Ginsu™ | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #82 | Inner Truth | 4 |
| #92 | Inner Wisdom | 4 |
| #540 | Jack-in-the-box | 10 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #12 | LOV Enamorang | 111 |
| #14 | LOV Entrance Pass | 3 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | Platinum HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #77 | Red Balloon of Valor | 3 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #94 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #25 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #72 | Star Spawn | 2 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #755 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 5 |
| #90 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 6 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 21 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #246 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 3 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #1221 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 3 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #31 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 8 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 4 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 23 |
| #323 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 4 |
| #404 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 7 |
| #1091 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 124 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 3 |
| #252 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #11 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #10 | bad vibroknife | 2 |
| #19 | bad-ass club | 16 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #239 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #28 | blackberry | 2,759 |
| #40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
| #263 | booze-soaked cherry | 1 |
| #42 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #77 | choco-Crimbot | 45 |
| #313 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #15 | crusty hula hoop | 32 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #13 | dirty bottlecap | 4 |
| #10 | discarded button | 5 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #78 | eldritch alignment spray | 8 |
| #4 | eldritch hammer | 2 |
| #29 | eldritch mushroom | 5 |
| #23 | eldritch rub | 11 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #55 | equal sign | 4 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #10 | fiberglass fannypack | 1 |
| #15 | fiberglass fedora | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #13 | fiberglass fingerguard | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass frock | 1 |
| #271 | fistful of ashes | 10 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #8 | gabardine gaiters | 1 |
| #11 | gabardine garibaldi | 1 |
| #9 | gabardine garland | 1 |
| #10 | gabardine girdle | 1 |
| #7 | gabardine gloves | 1 |
| #12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
| #4 | ghost pencil | 34 |
| #25 | gingerbread gavel | 4 |
| #20 | gingerservo | 1 |
| #9 | grease cannon | 4 |
| #45 | green rocket | 111 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #32 | hardened slime hat | 5 |
| #50 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #12 | industrial frosting | 2 |
| #19 | interesting clod of dirt | 2 |
| #42 | lawn dart | 11 |
| 🥉 | left-handed melodica | 1 |
| #12 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #484 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #511 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #309 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #132 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 10 |
| #20 | mime eraser | 63 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #55 | note from Clancy | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #70 | old school flying disc | 7 |
| #27 | ornamental sextant | 1 |
| #283 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #17 | red wagon | 29 |
| #17 | rickety old unicycle | 7 |
| #34 | right parenthesis | 7 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #58 | seal-clubbing club | 1,652 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #21 | silver cow skull | 30 |
| #27 | single atom | 765 |
| #285 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #42 | slime-covered club | 1 |
| #11 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #33 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #8 | slime-covered staff | 1 |
| #19 | snake oil | 110 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| 🥇 | spinning wheel | 1 |
| #40 | spiritual eggnog | 5 |
| #61 | spiritual fruitcake | 4 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #23 | squirming Slime larva | 3 |
| #760 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #30 | suspicious-looking fedora | 3 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #6121 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| 🥇 | witch's bra | 1 |
| 🥈 | wolf whistle | 1 |
| #12 | wrought-iron waders | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron walker | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron whisk | 1 |
| #13 | wrought-iron wig | 1 |
| #9 | wrought-iron winch crank | 1 |