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| #97 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 837 |
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| #654 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
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| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
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| #563 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
| #619 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #523 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #449 | bit-o-cactus | 4 |
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| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
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| #818 | catgut | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1063 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #816 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #247 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1243 | cranberries | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1264 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #591 | deodorant | 1 |
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| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #677 | displaced fish | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1140 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #781 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #992 | eggnog | 14 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #462 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #734 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #568 | felt | 16 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1858 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #896 | googly eye | 13 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2197 | killing feather | 11 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2828 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1597 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #828 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #478 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #725 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #503 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1096 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #531 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2126 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #617 | tassel | 1 |
| #1586 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #95 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2814 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2894 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #3157 | toast | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #767 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2688 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #613 | warbear whosit | 5 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #606 | yohohoyo | 1 |