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| #96 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 837 |
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| #652 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 1 |
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| #927 | Senior Mints | 3 |
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| #561 | Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste | 1 |
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| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
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| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #249 | buckler buckle | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
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| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #687 | cat appendix | 1 |
| #820 | catgut | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #1066 | chef's hat | 1 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #1228 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #248 | cog and sprocket assembly | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1465 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #1241 | cranberries | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1265 | dense meat stack | 1 |
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| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
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| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1129 | dry noodles | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #779 | dwarf bread | 4 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #993 | eggnog | 14 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #460 | energy drink IV | 2 |
| #733 | enormous belt buckle | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #566 | felt | 16 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #894 | googly eye | 13 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2198 | killing feather | 11 |
| #1025 | kite | 6 |
| #2830 | laser-broiled pear | 4 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1599 | mafia aria | 4 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #827 | nanite-infested candy cane | 14 |
| #474 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #467 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 10 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1098 | pile of candy | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1582 | robotronic egg | 7 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffing | 8 |
| #920 | synthetic stuffing | 3 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #616 | tassel | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 2 |
| #96 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #3149 | toast | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #768 | tortoise's blessing | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #686 | toy wheel | 13 |
| #194 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2690 | unstable laser battery | 5 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #506 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 12 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #614 | warbear whosit | 5 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |