#173 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
#414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
#21 | Amnesiac Ale | 4 |
#61 | Amulet of Yendor | 313 |
#70 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
#1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
🥇 | Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) | 1 |
#25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
#26 | Aye Aye, Captain | 4 |
#311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
#4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
#29 | Beach Buck | 362 |
#8 | Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog | 2 |
#346 | Bonerdagon necklace | 33 |
#423 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
#31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
#39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
#4 | Brogre bucket hat | 1 |
#18 | Carpathian longsword | 190 |
#63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
#11 | Cement Mixer | 11 |
#117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
#174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
#23 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
#145 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
#214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
#12 | Cobra Bowl | 4 |
#8 | Comet Pop | 253 |
#23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
#28 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
#404 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 13 |
#36 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 54 |
#8 | Crimbylow-rise jeans | 3 |
#12 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 91 |
#14 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 79 |
#23 | Dark & Starry | 5 |
#9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
#192 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
#8 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 2 |
#14 | Dragonscale breastplate | 2 |
#17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
#9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
#8 | Dreadsylvanian hemlock | 1 |
#25 | Drip harness | 1 |
#12 | Driplet | 38 |
#2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
#23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
#8 | Drunkula's wineglass | 1 |
#28 | Duke Vampire's regal cloak | 1 |
#13 | Dungeon Fist gauntlet | 1 |
#7 | Egnaro berry | 26 |
#494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
#10 | Electric Punch | 7 |
#211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
#102 | Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square | 1 |
#145 | FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm | 1 |
#149 | Freddy Kruegerand | 33 |
#31 | Friendly Turkey | 4 |
#16 | Frosty's frosty mug | 140 |
#6 | Fudgie Roll | 262 |
#196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
#20 | Gnomish sagngria | 7 |
#4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
#107 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 1 |
#86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
#11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
#26 | Guzzlr cocktail set | 27 |
#4 | Guzzlr hat | 1 |
#4 | Guzzlr pants | 1 |
#4 | Guzzlr shoes | 1 |
#22 | Guzzlrbuck | 17 |
#8 | Helps-You-Sleep | 1 |
#44 | Hodgman's blanket | 27 |
#8 | Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat | 1 |
#133 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
#125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
#173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
#144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
#11 | Hot 'n' Scarys | 79 |
#28 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 1 |
#75 | Hundred Headed IPA | 2 |
#61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
#188 | Instant Karma | 57 |
#1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
#719 | Jack-in-the-box | 6 |
#302 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 2 |
#20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
#60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
#515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
#724 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
#5 | LOV Emotionizer | 343 |
#46 | LOV Enamorang | 1 |
#40 | LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate | 7 |
#456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
#61 | Lavalos's shell | 1 |
#19 | Law of Averages | 1 |
#14 | Liam's mail | 234 |
🥇 | Loathing Legion defibrillator | 1 |
#19 | London frog | 8 |
🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
#3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
#273 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 197 |
#16 | Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them | 2 |
#18 | Ludovico Pastaco | 2 |
🥈 | LyleCo premium magnifying glass | 1 |
#29 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
#37 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 1,074 |
#11 | Mayor Ghost's sash | 1 |
#5 | Mer-kin rollpin | 4 |
#269 | Microplushie: Bropane | 47 |
#271 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 14 |
#245 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 23 |
#154 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 18 |
#228 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 44 |
#208 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 70 |
#192 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 7 |
#260 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 26 |
#280 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 53 |
#272 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 30 |
#338 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 28 |
#67 | My First Art of War | 11 |
#38 | Neverending Party favor | 14 |
#726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
#24 | Now and Earlier | 278 |
#11 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 224 |
#186 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
#8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
#1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
#16 | Pantaloons of Hatred | 1 |
#292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
#66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
#14 | PirateRealm party hat | 1 |
#72 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
#232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
#7 | Quiets-Your-Steps | 1 |
#74 | Red Dwarf | 1 |
#34 | Red Roger's red left foot | 1 |
#32 | Red Roger's red right foot | 1 |
#281 | Red Rover BB gun | 13 |
#20 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
#100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
#11 | Rogue Windmill Rouge | 108 |
#40 | Rubeeâ„¢ | 323 |
#14 | Sasqâ„¢ watch | 1 |
#1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
#783 | Schrödinger's thermos | 7 |
#10 | Scorpion Bowl | 5 |
#7 | Shot of Kardashian Gin | 365 |
#7 | Shrubble Bubble | 109 |
#17 | Silly Little Love Song | 2 |
#734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
#212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
#399 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 1 |
#17 | Source terminal file: duplicate.edu | 21 |
#15 | Spacegate Research | 7,312 |
#12 | Spacegate scientist's insignia | 1 |
🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
🥇 | SpinMaster™ lathe | 1 |
#20 | Spookyraven signet | 199 |
#66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
#59 | Stephen's lab coat | 3 |
#9 | Stephen's secret formula | 94 |
#945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
#18 | Suppurating Sinner | 8 |
#247 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
🥉 | The Fingernail of the Thing in the Basement | 1 |
#56 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
#21 | The Ghoul King's ghoulottes | 1 |
#50 | The Jokester's gun | 1 |
#61 | The Lot's engagement ring | 1 |
#15 | The Spirit of Giving | 2 |
🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
#15 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 2 |
#252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
#130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
#31 | Turtle Bowl | 1 |
#22 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 6 |
#16 | Ultra Mega Sour Ball | 3 |
#274 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 2 |
#17 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 194 |
#6 | Universal Seasoning | 1 |
#21 | Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate | 1 |
#25 | Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards | 1 |
#32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
#7 | Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car | 199 |
#8 | Unmotivator: Crashed Orca | 193 |
#7 | Unmotivator: Success Warrior | 188 |
#25 | Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper | 1 |
#14 | Volcoino | 652 |
#22 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 411 |
#19 | Warms-Your-Tush | 1 |
#15 | Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito | 1 |
#49 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 1 |
#17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
#349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
#24 | Yeg's Motel sewing kit | 1 |
#1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
#7 | Yuleviathan necklace | 8 |
#182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
#25 | acceptable mayolus | 1 |
#53 | accidental mutton | 1 |
#1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#13 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
#52 | alabaster bishop | 1 |
#27 | alabaster king | 1 |
#54 | alabaster knight | 1 |
#54 | alabaster pawn | 1 |
#27 | alabaster queen | 1 |
#58 | alabaster rook | 1 |
🥇 | alien animal milk | 6 |
🥉 | alien plant fibers | 602 |
#5 | alien plant pod | 2 |
#10 | alien rock sample | 732 |
#4 | alien toenails | 581 |
#4 | ancient redwood | 1 |
#10 | anemoney clip | 3 |
#2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
#214 | anti-anti-antidote | 18 |
#97 | antimatter wad | 2 |
#30 | antique nutcracker beard | 2 |
#25 | antique nutcracker boots | 2 |
#25 | antique nutcracker cape | 2 |
#15 | antique nutcracker drumstick | 2 |
#15 | antique nutcracker epaulets | 2 |
#21 | antique nutcracker figurine | 16 |
#21 | antique nutcracker hat | 2 |
#21 | antique nutcracker pants | 2 |
#22 | antique nutcracker sword | 2 |
#27 | antique nutcracker waistcoat | 2 |
#11 | antique tacklebox | 1 |
#20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
#18 | auxiliary backbone | 2 |
#28 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
#11 | bad rum and good cola | 6 |
#7427 | badass belt | 1 |
#7 | bag of Iunion stones | 2 |
#47 | bag of airline peanuts | 445 |
#66 | bag of foreign bribes | 1 |
#17 | bag of sausage links | 6 |
#30 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
#12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
#9 | bakelite badge | 1 |
#18 | barnacled barrel | 575 |
#197 | bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
#32 | bauxite beret | 14 |
#28 | bauxite bow-tie | 14 |
#28 | bauxite boxers | 13 |
#418 | bejeweled cufflinks | 10 |
#22 | belt of Ogrekind | 1 |
#28 | big tun | 591 |
#1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
#23 | black candy heart | 660 |
#86 | black cowboy hat | 1 |
#51 | black slime glob | 1 |
#245 | black snowcone | 15 |
#303 | black-and-blue light | 187 |
#40 | blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail | 1 |
#355 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 4 |
#3058 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
#21 | blood-red mushroom wine | 6 |
#12 | blue LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
#302 | blue plasma ball | 183 |
#75 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
#21 | body spradium | 79 |
#23 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 5 |
#18 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 6 |
#30 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 3 |
#19 | bottle of Race Car Red | 4 |
#9 | bottle of dark rhum | 4 |
#5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
#6 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 10 |
#95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
#4675 | box of sunshine | 9 |
#66 | boxing glove on a spring | 1 |
#72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
#214 | breaded beer | 3 |
#51 | brick | 674 |
#18 | brocolate brogurt | 5 |
#590 | bunny liver | 5 |
#13 | burnt snowpants | 209 |
#21 | buzzing mushroom wine | 4 |
#23 | camouflage T-shirt | 1 |
#52 | candy mountain oyster | 1 |
#8 | chalk chapeau | 1 |
#256 | cheap studded belt | 205 |
#254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
#208 | choco-Crimbot | 4 |
#1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
#68 | cinnamon troll doll | 1 |
#62 | clockwork maid | 4 |
#159 | clockwork sphere | 1 |
#43 | clown hammer | 464 |
#1154 | club necklace | 6 |
#32 | cod cape | 2 |
#15 | complex mushroom wine | 8 |
#12 | concentrated fish broth | 9 |
#7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
#20 | cop dollar | 11,343 |
#99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
#18 | crabsicle | 1 |
#14 | cuppa Activi tea | 22 |
#14 | cuppa Chari tea | 24 |
#16 | cuppa Cruel tea | 24 |
#14 | cuppa Gill tea | 35 |
#13 | cuppa Loyal tea | 30 |
#19 | cuppa Mana tea | 26 |
#11 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 33 |
#18 | cuppa Physicali tea | 30 |
#25 | cuppa Royal tea | 27 |
#15 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 33 |
#18 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 31 |
#20 | cuppa Voraci tea | 23 |
#5 | cursed swash buckle | 1 |
#4 | cursed tricorn hat | 1 |
#27 | cymbal syrup | 450 |
#42 | decanter of fine Scotch | 6 |
#45 | defective skull | 439 |
#6 | deluxe Neverending Party favor | 263 |
#17 | denastified haunch | 3 |
#9 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 3 |
#240 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 2 |
#22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
#38 | designer handbag | 41 |
#1956 | diamond necklace | 3 |
#12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
#281 | digital key lime pie | 2 |
#91 | discarded swimming trunks | 1 |
#24 | disco biscuit | 2 |
#46 | disintegrating barrel | 107 |
#12 | distention pill | 113 |
#4 | dreadful sweater | 1 |
#35 | dream of a dog | 4 |
#12 | drippy plum(?) | 2 |
#9 | drippy stake | 2 |
#213 | droll monocle | 2 |
#17 | duct tape wallet | 364 |
#20 | dusty barrel | 946 |
#296 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
#292 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 1 |
#46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
#48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
#15 | earthenware muffin tin | 1 |
#23 | eel skin | 9 |
#25 | eldritch distillate | 5 |
#31 | eldritch elixir | 5 |
#16 | eldritch hat | 1 |
#80 | eldritch ichor | 33 |
#64 | eldritch mushroom | 2 |
#36 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 2 |
#15 | eldritch rub | 20 |
#9 | electrician's hardhat | 1 |
#370 | empty agua de vida bottle | 558 |
#1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
#38 | encoder ring | 406 |
#99 | essential tofu | 1 |
#16 | exploding cigar | 2,152 |
#37 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 648 |
#17 | extra-greasy slider | 273 |
#33 | extra-toasted half sandwich | 3 |
#57 | fake fake vomit | 447 |
#39 | fake hand | 466 |
#13 | fake washboard | 1 |
#138 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
#467 | fancy opera glasses | 8 |
🥇 | fancy party pants | 1 |
#61 | filet of The Fish | 3 |
#4 | fish head | 354 |
#133 | fish juice box | 4 |
#21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
#248 | flavored foot massage oil | 208 |
#17 | fleshy lump | 190 |
#24 | flimsy hardwood scraps | 14 |
#84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
#249 | foam dart | 212 |
#23 | frigid derringer | 208 |
#17 | frost flower | 96 |
#24 | frost-rimed desk bell | 1 |
#5 | frost-rimed seal hide | 299 |
#209 | frozen banquet | 11 |
#64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
#4 | fustulent seal grulch | 296 |
#571 | fuzzy busby | 2 |
#591 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
#12 | gabardine gunnysack | 1 |
#727 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
#101 | ghost beer | 7 |
#589 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
#621 | giant designer sunglasses | 5 |
#59 | giant pearl | 3 |
#5 | gift card | 346 |
#7 | gingerbeard | 5 |
#89 | glass gnoll eye | 1 |
#22 | glass of raw eggs | 76 |
#1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
#263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
#4 | goblin water | 120 |
#695 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
🥇 | government-issued eyeshade | 1 |
#70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
#25 | greasy desk bell | 1 |
#62 | greasy paste | 2 |
#22 | green lava globs | 1 |
#56 | green slime glob | 4 |
#27 | green-iced sweet roll | 2 |
#296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
#5338 | grue egg | 1 |
#150 | haiku katana | 1 |
🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
#183 | handful of Crotchety Pine needles | 1 |
#55 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 4 |
#5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
#9 | handful of fire | 112 |
#148 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
#143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
#21 | haunted bindle | 189 |
#2507 | heart necklace | 2 |
#1679 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
#310 | hobo nickel | 957 |
#14 | huge bowl of candy | 250 |
#135 | huge pumpkin | 2 |
#4 | hyperinflated seal lung | 288 |
#39 | iFlail | 1 |
#5 | icing poncho | 6 |
#54 | intimidating coiffure | 1 |
#26 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 156 |
#240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
#75 | jawbruiser | 24 |
#51 | jazz soap | 427 |
#48 | joybuzzer | 407 |
#213 | jungle drum | 2 |
#47 | junk food | 2 |
🥉 | kelp-holly drape | 5 |
#11 | kelp-holly gun | 4 |
#232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
#6 | lava balaclava | 1 |
#7 | lavalarva | 1 |
#21 | leftover pasty | 6 |
#25 | leggings of the Spider Queen | 1 |
#519 | lewd playing card | 4 |
#12 | li'l ghost costume | 1 |
#270 | library card | 1 |
#105 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
#21 | little firkin | 2,952 |
#141 | llama lama cria | 1 |
#81 | loaf of alien bread | 2 |
#35 | long-forgotten necklace | 2 |
#193 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
#44 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 426 |
#70 | magnetic sculpture kit | 37 |
#214 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
#95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
#42 | mid-level medieval mead | 5 |
#25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
#24 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
#25 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
#17 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
#96 | miming shirt | 1 |
#23 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
#26 | moist barrel | 217 |
#87 | molten scrap metal | 6 |
#31 | mood ring | 464 |
#16 | morning dew | 5 |
#20 | mostly rat-hide leggings | 1 |
#28 | mouldering barrel | 240 |
#32 | muddy skirt | 1 |
#24 | mulberry | 4 |
#21 | murderbot monofilament | 14 |
#9 | mutant crown | 1 |
#26 | nasty desk bell | 1 |
#128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
#8 | normal barrel | 13,277 |
#39 | nugget of ticksilver | 1 |
#6 | octolus-skin cloak | 2 |
#7 | offensive moustache | 1 |
#181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
#28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
#2222 | old sweatpants | 1 |
#77 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
#49 | onyx bishop | 1 |
#28 | onyx king | 1 |
#61 | onyx knight | 1 |
#57 | onyx pawn | 1 |
#26 | onyx queen | 1 |
#50 | onyx rook | 1 |
#50 | orange slime glob | 5 |
#6 | origami riding crop | 1 |
#253 | ornate picture frame | 5 |
#26 | overpowering mushroom wine | 4 |
🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
#956 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
#22 | packaged SpinMasterâ„¢ lathe | 1 |
#21 | paint bomb | 155 |
#27 | paint palette | 1 |
#102 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#90 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#61 | party platter for one | 2 |
#5 | patent invisibility tonic | 72 |
#14 | peanut brittle shield | 241 |
#19 | pearl diver's necklace | 1 |
🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
🥈 | peppermint spine | 19 |
#161 | personal massager | 199 |
#354 | personalized coffee mug | 187 |
#41 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 457 |
#40 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 455 |
#17 | pink pinkslip slip | 2 |
#33 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 2 |
#20 | plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans | 2 |
#213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
#288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
#42 | pocket lint (green) | 1 |
#21 | pocket lint (white) | 3 |
🥉 | pocket wish | 3,720 |
#23 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
#22 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
#92 | portable dam | 1 |
#40 | possessed tomato | 16 |
#8 | pressurized potion of puissance | 90 |
#24 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
#5 | print screen button | 335 |
#66 | protein paste | 5 |
#53 | psychic's amulet | 48 |
#56 | psychic's circlet | 43 |
#48 | psychic's crystal ball | 62 |
#50 | psychic's pslacks | 49 |
#106 | pulled porquoise pendant | 1 |
#38 | pumpkin bomb | 2 |
#21 | punch-drunk punch | 99 |
#9 | puppet strings | 236 |
#52 | quake of arrows | 1 |
#626 | quantum taco | 9 |
#140 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
#8 | ratskin pajama pants | 1 |
🥈 | recovered cufflinks | 1 |
#9 | red LavaCo Lampâ„¢ | 1 |
#103 | red coat | 1 |
#5 | red coin | 13 |
#112 | red tulip | 1 |
#246 | red-and-green sweater | 12 |
#21 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
#25 | refrigerated biohazard container | 1 |
#1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
#8 | ribbon candy ascot | 3 |
#65 | rickety old unicycle | 1 |
#453 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 3 |
🥇 | ring | 1 |
#76 | rook cookie | 1 |
#40 | rotting barrel | 51 |
#1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
#877 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 9 |
#1841 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
#825 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
#4 | rubber baby doll | 1 |
#56 | rubber emo roe | 428 |
#77 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 4 |
#1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
#33 | rusty compass | 6 |
#100 | sack lunch | 360 |
#8 | saffron antaravasaka | 1 |
#6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
#1705 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
#16 | scale-mail underwear | 1 |
#5 | scrap of shadow | 283 |
#4 | seal lube | 295 |
#46 | shark tooth | 9 |
#198 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
#24 | silent beret | 2 |
#44 | single atom | 333 |
#11 | sinistral homunculus | 2 |
#357 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
#27 | sizzling desk bell | 1 |
#4 | sizzling seal fat | 274 |
#32 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
#8 | slime knuckles | 1 |
#17 | smoldering bagel punch | 169 |
#15 | smooth mushroom wine | 9 |
#6 | snakeskin jacket | 1 |
#236 | snowball | 1 |
#5 | soggy elf shoes | 5 |
#27 | solid gold jewel | 166 |
#206 | soy cordial | 3 |
#787 | spade necklace | 9 |
#35 | spaghetti breakfast | 353 |
#30 | spant spear | 1 |
#3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
#300 | sponge cake | 1 |
#206 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 1 |
#43 | sprinkles | 25,584 |
#2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
#1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
#2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
#1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
#17 | standards and practices guide | 196 |
#11 | status cymbal | 3 |
#242 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 209 |
#46 | stinking agaricus | 1 |
#14 | stinky fannypack | 1 |
#1136 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 36 |
#1342 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 37 |
#1116 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 44 |
#1251 | stuffed Meat | 33 |
#2079 | stuffed angry cow | 24 |
#1731 | stuffed astral badger | 30 |
#1868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 28 |
#1768 | stuffed cocoabo | 28 |
#1575 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 33 |
#1406 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 37 |
#1447 | stuffed hand turkey | 36 |
#899 | stuffed key | 55 |
#1851 | stuffed mind flayer | 28 |
#1194 | stuffed mink | 35 |
#1034 | stuffed monocle | 44 |
#1681 | stuffed scary death orb | 31 |
#1435 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 36 |
#1521 | stuffed snowy owl | 33 |
#1667 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 31 |
#2448 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
#1147 | stuffed teddy butler | 37 |
#1451 | stuffed tin of caviar | 25 |
#799 | stuffed treasure chest | 65 |
#1713 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 30 |
#5 | sugar chapeau | 262 |
#8 | sugar shank | 263 |
#12 | sugar shield | 217 |
#4 | sugar shillelagh | 273 |
#7 | sugar shirt | 278 |
#7 | sugar shorts | 253 |
#13 | sugar shotgun | 251 |
#10 | super-sweet boom box | 1 |
#82 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
#7 | sweaty balsam | 1 |
#14 | swirling mushroom wine | 7 |
#11 | synthetic dog hair pill | 114 |
🥈 | talking spade | 1 |
#212 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 1 |
#29 | tempura avocado | 3 |
#42 | tempura carrot | 1 |
#31 | tempura cucumber | 2 |
#47 | tempura green and red bean | 1 |
#30 | tempura radish | 3 |
#25 | the Archwizard's briefs | 1 |
#12 | tie-dyed fannypack | 194 |
#140 | time sword | 1 |
#91 | time's arrow | 7 |
#15 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 96 |
#15 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 3 |
#88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
#21 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 3 |
#21 | tiny plastic sea elf | 3 |
#102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
#226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
#19 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 3 |
#325 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 5 |
#34 | training scroll: Shattering Punch | 1 |
#48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
#26 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 2 |
#4 | trench lighter | 1 |
#20 | tryptophan dart | 1 |
#400 | turtle pheromones | 7 |
#24 | unappetizing mayolus | 1 |
#29 | uncanny desk bell | 1 |
#16 | uninteresting mayolus | 4 |
#20 | unopened Bird-a-Day calendar | 1 |
#8 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 2 |
#78 | urinal cake | 388 |
#20 | very fancy whiskey | 13 |
#27 | vinyl boots | 1 |
#6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
#6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
#164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
#7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
#179 | water-polo cap | 1 |
#87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
#29 | weathered barrel | 712 |
#48 | whoopie cushion | 430 |
#9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
#52 | wind-up chattering teeth | 429 |
#44 | witch's bread | 3 |
#98 | wriggling worm | 11 |
#78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
#11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
#47 | x-ray specs | 395 |
#181 | yam candy | 1 |
#57 | yellow snowcone | 399 |
#1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |