| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1452 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1432 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1422 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1484 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #588 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #567 | Blood Light | 1 |
| #533 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #48 | Climate Colada | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #190 | Dogsgotnonoz pills | 1 |
| #92 | Earring of Fire | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #61 | Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace | 1 |
| #94 | Ice-Cold Beer Ring | 1 |
| #55 | Ice-Cold Beerring | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 930 |
| #72 | Mudflap-Girl Earring | 1 |
| #65 | Mudflap-Girl Necklace | 1 |
| #85 | Mudflap-Girl Ring | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #129 | New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #396 | Nightstalker perfume | 1 |
| #86 | Nose Ring of Putrescence | 1 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #66 | Pendant of Fire | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #64 | Putrid Pendant | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #99 | Ring of Fire | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #1258 | Time Juice | 2 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #489 | banana | 9 |
| #176 | banana cream pie | 3 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 13 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #7 | big stick | 2,134 |
| #584 | bite-me-red lipstick | 1 |
| #510 | black eyedrops | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #302 | blue glowstick | 5 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #565 | bottle of Mystic Shell | 1 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #385 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1531 | box of sunshine | 113 |
| 🥇 | bubble bauble bow | 812 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #244 | bungle in the jungle | 4 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1750 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #743 | cheap elven gloves | 5 |
| #162 | chrome crossbow string | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #216 | corpsebite | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1247 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #268 | cyclops eyedrops | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #1017 | delicious salad | 15 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #59 | digital underground potion | 1 |
| #983 | distilled fortified wine | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #656 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #366 | drum of pomade | 1 |
| #807 | dusty Crimbo crate | 10 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #970 | elven socks | 3 |
| #1081 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 5 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #762 | fake blood | 1 |
| #1290 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #301 | ghost protocol | 1 |
| #493 | ghostly body paint | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #47 | glimmering buzzard feather | 1 |
| #64 | glimmering great tit feather | 1 |
| #46 | glimmering penguin feather | 1 |
| #44 | glimmering phoenix feather | 1 |
| #73 | glimmering raven feather | 1 |
| #143 | glimmering roc feather | 1 |
| #2380 | golden ring | 16 |
| 🥈 | gray bow tie | 2,470 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| 🥉 | house of twigs and spit | 65 |
| #1020 | iGoogly | 9 |
| #1591 | immense cyborg hand | 3 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #201 | irradiated pet snacks | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #2227 | killing feather | 10 |
| #700 | knuckle sandwich | 27 |
| #489 | laser-broiled pear | 17 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #108 | mole molé | 1 |
| #1280 | monomolecular yo-yo | 10 |
| #667 | mylar scout drone | 7 |
| #476 | nanite-infested candy cane | 29 |
| #1412 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #846 | nanofiber cloth | 4 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #520 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #886 | oversized fish scaler | 6 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #1395 | polyalloy shield | 3 |
| #531 | press-on ribs | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2457 | rogue swarmer | 9 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1173 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #1913 | sawblade fragment | 27 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #309 | shrinking powder | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #190 | six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #593 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| 🥈 | slightly peevedbow | 2,899 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1506 | spooky wooden block | 2 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #939 | strange shiny disc | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8962 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #3199 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | stuffed gray blob | 29,119 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1960 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #1370 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #851 | synthetic stuffing | 4 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #1115 | theoretical string | 5 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #325 | throwing bone | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1105 | toy hoverpad | 6 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #148 | unlocked meat locker | 1 |
| #2365 | unstable laser battery | 17 |
| #1779 | vibrating cyborg knife | 4 |
| #2627 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 2 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #485 | whisker pencil | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |