| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #187 | Boris's key lime pie | 6 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #213 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 4 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #352 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 6 |
| #222 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 4 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #240 | around the world | 8 |
| #878 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #621 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 15 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #156 | digital key lime pie | 7 |
| #916 | duct tape | 24 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #695 | facsimile dictionary | 13 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1319 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #18 | spoon! | 15 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1224 | stainless steel skullcap | 3 |
| #841 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #930 | stainless steel suspenders | 4 |
| #136 | star key lime pie | 8 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |