| #40 | Accordion of Jordion | 5 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #76 | Baja sopapilla | 8 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #33 | DUFRESNE Suds | 231 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #127 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 421 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #153 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #54 | accord ion | 6 |
| #44 | accordion file | 2 |
| #55 | accordionoid rocca | 5 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #22 | alarm accordion | 5 |
| #38 | anemoney clip | 1 |
| #115 | antique accordion | 1 |
| #143 | antique nutcracker figurine | 1 |
| #30 | autocalliope | 11 |
| #71 | baritone accordion | 4 |
| #79 | beer-battered accordion | 4 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1029 | blue paisley oyster egg | 4 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #77 | bone bandoneon | 3 |
| #162 | bowl of mernudo | 1 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| #96 | buñuelos Jaliscos | 7 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #176 | carton of rotten eggs | 11 |
| #129 | centipede eggs | 37 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #55 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 39 |
| #892 | cocoa egg | 4 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #176 | concentrated fish broth | 2 |
| #234 | crystalline cheer | 400 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #519 | duct tape | 65 |
| #256 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #152 | fetid feather | 72 |
| #187 | fishelada | 1 |
| #260 | flaming feather | 46 |
| #203 | flan del mar | 4 |
| #256 | flirtatious feather | 28 |
| #177 | frightful feather | 60 |
| #201 | frozen feather | 61 |
| #34 | ghost accordion | 7 |
| #296 | ghuol egg | 69 |
| #101 | gleaming oyster egg | 5 |
| #119 | glistening oyster egg | 5 |
| #129 | glob of salty molasses | 10 |
| #152 | green and red bean | 12 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #54 | guancertina | 3 |
| #139 | hand grenegg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #111 | intact anemone spike | 14 |
| #752 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #559 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #220 | liquid SONAR | 1 |
| #68 | lustrous oyster egg | 8 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #165 | magnificent oyster egg | 2 |
| #50 | mama's squeezebox | 3 |
| #412 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #141 | moist Crimbo spices | 21 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #223 | nega-mushroom | 5 |
| #85 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 2 |
| #1123 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #527 | off-white striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #171 | ojo de pez burrito | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| #54 | peace accordion | 3 |
| #74 | pearlescent oyster egg | 11 |
| #29 | pentatonic accordion | 9 |
| #147 | peppermint eel sauce | 15 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #164 | pie man was not meant to eat | 14 |
| #92 | pigeon egg | 26 |
| #1421 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #51 | pygmy concertinette | 3 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #121 | runny icing | 19 |
| #139 | salt plum | 13 |
| #112 | salty gumdrop | 14 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #131 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 22 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #1496 | stolen accordion | 3 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #130 | super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) | 6 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #93 | toy accordion | 1 |
| #143 | transparent nog | 3 |
| #36 | unfinished fruitcake | 6 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #131 | waterlogged cloth | 5 |
| #134 | waterlogged leather | 5 |
| #135 | waterlogged metal | 5 |
| #111 | waterlogged stuffing | 9 |
| #97 | waterlogged wood | 3 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #622 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 10 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |