| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #133 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 4 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #148 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #10 | bakelite badge | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #15 | bakelite breeches | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #360 | blue class ring | 7 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #19 | bowl of topioca | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #1260 | empty agua de vida bottle | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #419 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #409 | ghost of a necklace | 4 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #408 | green clay bead | 18 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #204 | left parenthesis | 1 |
| #9 | marble mignonette bowl | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #51 | odor extractor | 4 |
| #1853 | old sweatpants | 4 |
| #414 | pink clay bead | 28 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #295 | red class ring | 38 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2372 | spectre scepter | 6 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #15 | topiary necktie | 2 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #295 | white class ring | 27 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |