| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #726 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1076 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #270 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1015 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #591 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1651 | duct tape | 6 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1194 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1077 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #177 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #475 | palm frond | 7 |
| #555 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1730 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1809 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #328 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #19 | smiley-face sticker | 3 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #1679 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5354 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7876 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #224 | sucky decal | 8 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #185 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |