| #784 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #267 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1017 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1623 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1650 | duct tape | 6 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1191 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #368 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #239 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #558 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #475 | palm frond | 7 |
| #553 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #1783 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1808 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #319 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #19 | smiley-face sticker | 3 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5334 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #224 | sucky decal | 8 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #403 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |