| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #446 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #2129 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #478 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2465 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #675 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1149 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #474 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #818 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1611 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1576 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #1082 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #272 | ant hoe | 1 |
| #254 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #933 | antique record album | 1 |
| #1852 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1014 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #590 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1629 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1647 | duct tape | 6 |
| #400 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1193 | filthy lucre | 16 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1080 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #178 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #3142 | grue egg | 5 |
| #369 | grungy flannel shirt | 1 |
| #240 | guard turtle collar | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #3459 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #559 | hypodermic needle | 2 |
| #32 | jalapeño slices | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #476 | many-eyed glasses | 3 |
| #2031 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #475 | palm frond | 7 |
| #555 | pile of dusty animal bones | 4 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1812 | roll of toilet paper | 7 |
| #3640 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3666 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #331 | sleeping wereturtle | 2 |
| #19 | smiley-face sticker | 3 |
| #349 | snake shield | 1 |
| #1682 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #3321 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1800 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1715 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2141 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5740 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #5356 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7698 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #8927 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8974 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7879 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #7830 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #8944 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #6372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7684 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5328 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6285 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7021 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #224 | sucky decal | 8 |
| #169 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #186 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #404 | tiny shaker of salt | 6 |
| #1360 | towel | 3 |
| #1823 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |