| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #40 | Bal-musette accordion | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #201 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #17 | Drapes-You-Regally | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #764 | Goodfella contract | 7 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #48 | Knob Göblin lòve potion | 14 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #29 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #356 | Mesmereyesâ„¢ contact lenses | 1 |
| #457 | Microplushie: Bropane | 20 |
| #342 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 10 |
| #533 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 6 |
| #455 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 4 |
| #422 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 17 |
| #466 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 20 |
| #354 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 3 |
| #370 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 15 |
| #412 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 28 |
| #416 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 15 |
| #492 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 15 |
| #89 | Morbidda trading card | 2 |
| #282 | Necrotelicomnicon | 2 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #22 | Pigsticker of Violence | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #210 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #361 | The Cooler Out of Space | 5 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1205 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #406 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 4 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 2 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1300 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1039 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #130 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Hobo's epic beard | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #131 | accord ion | 1 |
| #121 | accordionoid rocca | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #96 | autocalliope | 2 |
| #968 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #91 | baritone accordion | 2 |
| #720 | bat wing | 6 |
| #664 | batgut | 16 |
| #104 | beer-battered accordion | 2 |
| #44 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #575 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #117 | bone bandoneon | 1 |
| #2099 | bottle of goofballs | 10 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | chaos butterfly | 135 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #114 | eleven-foot pole | 3 |
| #691 | empty agua de vida bottle | 131 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #314 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #84 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #497 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #100 | ghost accordion | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #92 | guancertina | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #106 | headless sparrow | 17 |
| #829 | heart necklace | 9 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #268 | lavender candygram | 1 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #115 | mangled squirrel | 16 |
| #38 | meat st‰¿bing club | 92 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #6 | miniature deck cannon | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #41 | old school Mafia knicke½æ | 10 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #186 | oriole-feather headdress | 7 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #94 | page of the Necrohobocon | 21 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #287 | personalized coffee mug | 250 |
| #212 | pie man was not meant to eat | 9 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #308 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #282 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #133 | plastic passion fruit | 16 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #314 | pretty flower | 540 |
| #80 | pygmy concertinette | 1 |
| #37 | quirky accordion | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #452 | rat appendix | 11 |
| #114 | rat carcass | 13 |
| #214 | ratgut | 18 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #521 | red class ring | 14 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #44 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #293 | roll of toilet paper | 352 |
| #1490 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1522 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #251 | seal-clubbing club | 198 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #428 | spectre scepter | 75 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #482 | stainless steel scarf | 7 |
| #761 | stainless steel shillelagh | 6 |
| #262 | stainless steel skullcap | 10 |
| #228 | stainless steel slacks | 12 |
| #131 | stainless steel solitaire | 14 |
| #391 | stainless steel suspenders | 10 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #2050 | toast | 95 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #198 | white candygram | 2 |
| #630 | white class ring | 8 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |