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| #879 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #287 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #789 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #289 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #93 | Barney's rake | 3 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #448 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1332 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1423 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #1071 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #350 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 7 |
| #2887 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #598 | Drowsy Sword | 30 |
| #480 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #453 | FDKOL commendation | 378 |
| #119 | Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #473 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #359 | Hollandaise helmet | 4 |
| #589 | Iron Beta of Industry | 11 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #415 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #881 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 30 |
| #381 | Misty Robe | 1 |
| #488 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #304 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 2 |
| #127 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #747 | Spam Witch sammich | 11 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #433 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #258 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #438 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #1000 | Wand of Nagamar | 2 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #1544 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #1804 | badass belt | 30 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #113 | bone abacus | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #796 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #157 | cheap plastic blowgun | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #830 | cocoa egg | 5 |
| #95 | cold water bottle | 6 |
| #252 | comfy pillow | 1 |
| #364 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #226 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 3 |
| #376 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #1126 | disco mask | 8 |
| #148 | drum of tommy ammo | 4 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #131 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #374 | fairy gravy boat | 2 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #207 | figurine of a cold seal | 31 |
| #82 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 4 |
| #293 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 4 |
| #243 | figurine of a sleek seal | 9 |
| #68 | figurine of a slippery seal | 26 |
| #217 | figurine of a stinking seal | 10 |
| #196 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 6 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #1032 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #193 | fuzzy busby | 16 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #418 | fuzzy montera | 3 |
| #121 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #183 | gauze shorts | 1 |
| #444 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #500 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #928 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #240 | giant marshmallow | 1 |
| #428 | gloomy black mushroom | 7 |
| #553 | gob of wet hair | 12 |
| #412 | gold wedding ring | 12 |
| #861 | green clay bead | 3 |
| #1341 | grue egg | 19 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1307 | handful of confetti | 30 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #361 | heart of the volcano | 20 |
| #1443 | helmet turtle | 5 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #381 | imp unity ring | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #354 | magical mystery juice | 20 |
| #392 | mariachi hat | 2 |
| #532 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 2 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #200 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 8 |
| #805 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #950 | old sweatpants | 49 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #583 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #198 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1158 | pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1784 | porquoise | 2 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #277 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 4 |
| #1078 | really dense meat stack | 4 |
| #338 | rusty chain necklace | 8 |
| #1402 | saucepan | 4 |
| #300 | sawblade shield | 10 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #928 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #301 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #196 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #758 | shredded hellseal hide | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #679 | solid gold bowling ball | 23 |
| #293 | spaghetti cult rosary | 2 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #668 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #1033 | spectre scepter | 30 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #301 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1704 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #654 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1126 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |