| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #435 | Argarggagarg's fang | 4 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1266 | CRIMBCO mug | 5 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #182 | Chroner | 402 |
| #328 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 3 |
| #461 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 11 |
| #585 | Crimbo Credit | 2 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #707 | Dolphin King's crown | 6 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #333 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 3 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #747 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 36 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #660 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1000 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #216 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 14 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Uncle Crimbo's hat | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #444 | adorable seal larva | 6 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #620 | baby killer bee | 15 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #510 | barrrnacle | 30 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #376 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 2 |
| #379 | bottle of fire | 2 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #235 | chocolate bath ball | 4 |
| #98 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 6 |
| #306 | cocoa egg | 41 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| #212 | drop of water-37 | 49 |
| #664 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #1619 | elven suicide capsule | 9 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #49 | frost-rimed seal hide | 15 |
| #77 | fustulent seal grulch | 7 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #69 | giant discarded bottlecap | 58 |
| #222 | goat | 3 |
| #362 | gold wedding ring | 15 |
| #820 | grue egg | 32 |
| #413 | guy made of bee pollen | 6 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #462 | handful of confetti | 86 |
| #250 | hellseal claw | 106 |
| #248 | hellseal whisker | 81 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #115 | hyperinflated seal lung | 4 |
| #299 | incense bath ball | 3 |
| #81 | ingot of seal-iron | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #41 | makeshift crane | 20 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #190 | maple leaf | 3 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #238 | molten brick | 43 |
| #706 | motivational poster | 5 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #89 | negative lump | 1,478 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #1159 | pair of bolt cutters | 2 |
| #704 | paperclip | 27 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #20 | paperclip pants | 2 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #183 | peppermint tailings | 108 |
| #18 | pirate skull | 12 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #106 | seal lube | 3 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #181 | seal-brain elixir | 4 |
| #849 | seal-clubbing club | 17 |
| #271 | seal-skull helmet | 51 |
| #252 | sealhide seal doll | 3 |
| #38 | shadowy seal eye | 2 |
| #300 | shredded hellseal hide | 15 |
| #93 | sizzling seal fat | 4 |
| #117 | sleeve deuce | 32 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #261 | smoking grass | 328 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #310 | solid gold bowling ball | 61 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #290 | stainless steel shillelagh | 12 |
| #931 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #113 | star starfish | 4 |
| #1424 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 25 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #2759 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #860 | stuffed alien blob | 8 |
| #5706 | stuffed angry cow | 5 |
| #3531 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #257 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 30 |
| #854 | stuffed doppelshifter | 12 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #4046 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2002 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #256 | stuffed martini | 37 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #589 | stuffed mink | 79 |
| #625 | stuffed monocle | 76 |
| #5337 | stuffed scary death orb | 6 |
| #4592 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 8 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #4913 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #568 | stuffed teddy butler | 84 |
| #674 | stuffed tin of caviar | 71 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #3746 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 11 |
| #30 | tainted seal's blood | 15 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #501 | towel | 19 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #477 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 21 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #245 | warbear accoutrements chunk | 14 |
| #29 | warbear badge | 7 |
| #45 | warbear battery | 47 |
| #50 | warbear bearserker potion | 36 |
| #97 | warbear beeping telegram | 12 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #114 | warbear energy bracers | 2 |
| #79 | warbear exhaust manifold | 3 |
| #76 | warbear exo-arm | 3 |
| #59 | warbear foil hat | 4 |
| #76 | warbear gyrocopter | 11 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #83 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 14 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #124 | warbear laser beacon | 2 |
| #66 | warbear liquid overcoat | 35 |
| #105 | warbear metalworking primer | 10 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #114 | warbear oil pan | 2 |
| #117 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 10 |
| #162 | warbear requisition box | 29 |
| #148 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 9 |
| #222 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 6 |
| #217 | warbear soda machine assembler | 2 |
| #82 | warbear wardance potion | 28 |