| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #338 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 18 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #248 | BGE shotglass | 24 |
| #316 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 4 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1394 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #438 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 7 |
| #383 | The Joy of Wassailing | 9 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #541 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 2 |
| #398 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #714 | antique record album | 2 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #132 | bottle of Blank-Out | 124 |
| #1888 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #333 | chocolate cigar | 5 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #280 | corrupted data | 59 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #89 | fossilized demon skull | 7 |
| #89 | fossilized limb | 135 |
| #250 | fossilized serpent skull | 3 |
| #49 | fossilized spider skull | 11 |
| #42 | fossilized spike | 102 |
| #99 | fossilized spine | 22 |
| #112 | fossilized torso | 55 |
| #234 | fossilized wing | 17 |
| #103 | fossilized wyrm skull | 8 |
| #841 | fudge lily | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #1181 | hot wing | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #227 | paperclip | 213 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #940 | penguin focaccia bread | 20 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #251 | sleeping stocking | 11 |
| #176 | smoked potsherd | 4 |
| #106 | spaghetti cult mask | 13 |
| #101 | spaghetti cult rosary | 13 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #1258 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 31 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #3170 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 14 |
| #1198 | stuffed Meat | 35 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #101 | stuffed bandersnatch | 2 |
| #161 | stuffed carpenter | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1968 | stuffed cocoabo | 25 |
| #1020 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 5 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #2468 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2461 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1557 | stuffed gray blob | 7 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #909 | stuffed key | 53 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #2212 | stuffed mind flayer | 23 |
| #1264 | stuffed mink | 32 |
| #1289 | stuffed monocle | 31 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #2803 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #714 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 30 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #3261 | stuffed snowy owl | 13 |
| #2358 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #1979 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 25 |
| #1349 | stuffed teddy butler | 29 |
| #1144 | stuffed tin of caviar | 38 |
| #921 | stuffed treasure chest | 52 |
| #2802 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2092 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #2194 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |