| #921 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1208 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1154 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1487 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3602 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1939 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #997 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #758 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6541 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2044 | ball | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2130 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4788 | candy cane | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #897 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #811 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #585 | flaming crutch | 6 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3427 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1174 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #985 | length of string | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #383 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1087 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1083 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1391 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #589 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8977 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8953 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8834 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8981 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3954 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8965 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8806 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8894 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6244 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2708 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6152 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2813 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2070 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1984 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |