| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1728 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #761 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1089 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #687 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1057 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #931 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #809 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #584 | flaming crutch | 6 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #424 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1082 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #983 | length of string | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #900 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3949 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1475 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |