| #922 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1486 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1731 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1206 | Cloaca-Cola | 6 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 6 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #758 | Mountain Stream soda | 6 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1088 | atomic vector plotter | 1 |
| #1920 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #1103 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1110 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #689 | chorizo brownies | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #1795 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #153 | detective skull | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #930 | draggin' ball hat | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #43 | dusty animal skull | 2 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #354 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #811 | felt | 11 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #585 | flaming crutch | 6 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #367 | forest tears | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1173 | ghuol egg | 2 |
| #1495 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #533 | guano coffee cup | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #984 | length of string | 10 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #790 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #902 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #730 | prosthetic forehead | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #802 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2689 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1474 | toy wheel | 3 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1985 | valuable trinket | 6 |
| #529 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |