| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #1073 | 5-ball | 2 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #776 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #241 | Atomic Comic | 2 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #179 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2,205 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #77 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 10 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 8 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #1186 | Crimbuck | 412 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #19 | FDKOL tattoo | 3 |
| #605 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #407 | Go-Wassail | 43 |
| #675 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #989 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #993 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #972 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #1044 | Knob Goblin pants | 1 |
| #1058 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #887 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #25 | Our Daily Candles™ order form | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #694 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #355 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 2 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #373 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 2 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #452 | Schrödinger's thermos | 30 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #224 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 58 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| #426 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 4 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #143 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #258 | antique pair of blue jeans | 3 |
| #81 | antique record album | 42 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #964 | baby killer bee | 7 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #664 | balloon monkey | 2 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #364 | banana | 13 |
| #705 | barrrnacle | 19 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #249 | battered Crimbo Crate | 50 |
| #345 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #393 | big bass drum | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #389 | black kettle drum | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #19 | blank fudge mold | 21 |
| #378 | blind-packed capsule toy | 6 |
| #360 | blue class ring | 7 |
| #428 | bone flute | 1 |
| #1171 | bottle of goofballs | 21 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #590 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #435 | dented harmonica | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #194 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #159 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #22 | emotion chip | 1 |
| #995 | empty agua de vida bottle | 20 |
| #539 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #477 | enormous hoop earring | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #4 | fat stacks of cash | 67,655 |
| #325 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #650 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #110 | figurine of a stinking seal | 21 |
| #997 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #298 | finger cymbals | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #941 | flaming talons | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #372 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #93 | frigid fudgepuck | 49 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #1312 | fudgecule | 6 |
| #539 | furniture dolly | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #135 | giant green gummi bear | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #27 | government booze shipment | 3 |
| #29 | government candy shipment | 4 |
| #28 | government food shipment | 4 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| #499 | grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #824 | green gummi ingot | 9 |
| #37 | grey gosling | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #204 | gummi salamander | 1 |
| #46 | gummi trilobite | 6 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #324 | headhunter necktie | 1 |
| #547 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #337 | jerky coins | 61 |
| #283 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #366 | knob bugle | 1 |
| #1294 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1450 | length of string | 3 |
| #669 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #905 | lihc face | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #71 | lost elf luggage | 47 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #1297 | mariachi pants | 1 |
| #152 | monster bait | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #467 | ocarina of space | 1 |
| #128 | old school flying disc | 4 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #187 | paperclip | 266 |
| #51 | pile of Trainbot parts | 666 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #228 | plastic ingot | 13 |
| #22 | poison pen | 40 |
| #19 | polyalloy shield | 50 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #624 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #277 | pygmy spear | 1 |
| #138 | quantum taco | 250 |
| #488 | rave whistle | 1 |
| #823 | red gummi ingot | 9 |
| #576 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #323 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 2 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #665 | spectral pickle | 11 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #1072 | spooky bark | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #170 | star starfish | 2 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #323 | stone baseball cap | 1 |
| #329 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #156 | superheated fudge | 29 |
| #504 | tap shoes | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 2 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #488 | tip jar | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #109 | tourmalime | 59 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #277 | ultimate ultimate frisbee | 1 |
| #36 | undrilled cosmic bowling ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #595 | wool hat | 1 |
| #833 | yellow gummi ingot | 8 |
| #605 | yohohoyo | 1 |