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| #773 | 334 scroll | 2 |
| #485 | BURT | 22 |
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| #900 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1056 | Bulky Buddy Box | 2 |
| #477 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #533 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #152 | DUFRESNE Suds | 21 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #91 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #472 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe PatƩ | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #1050 | Schrƶdinger's thermos | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #917 | Zu MannkƤse Dienen | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #737 | ammonite fossil | 4 |
| #877 | anticheese | 2 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #977 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
| #73 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #544 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #370 | chintzy seal pendant | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #685 | chrome ore | 4 |
| #20 | clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #27 | clockwork chef-head-in-the-box | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #180 | crystalline cheer | 645 |
| #860 | disassembled clover | 24 |
| #1717 | disco mask | 1 |
| #870 | eggnog | 18 |
| #899 | empty agua de vida bottle | 41 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #258 | executive mime flask | 2 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1331 | gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #421 | gingerbread horror | 13 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #392 | goat | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #2518 | handful of confetti | 11 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1507 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #196 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #186 | loadstone | 4 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1210 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1414 | nanite-infested eggnog | 4 |
| #870 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #860 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1640 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #241 | orange peel hat | 2 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #778 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #1022 | roll of toilet paper | 44 |
| #92 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #1708 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1670 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #928 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #197 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #207 | spooky scarecrow | 1 |
| #43 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 32 |
| #37 | stale cheer wine | 38 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #7010 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #6938 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #407 | stuffed alien blob | 15 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6396 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6849 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #2481 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #1204 | stuffed gray blob | 12 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #5811 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #6346 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #1057 | ten-leaf clover | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #604 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #603 | turtle pheromones | 2 |
| #1372 | turtle totem | 6 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #1078 | twinkly wad | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |