| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 30 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #531 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 4 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #346 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #203 | Schrödinger's thermos | 110 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #164 | Uncle Romulus | 8 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #155 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 14 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #223 | antique bottle opener | 4 |
| #154 | antique pair of blue jeans | 5 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #136 | battered Crimbo Crate | 113 |
| #1018 | bit of clingfilm | 3 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #228 | colorful plastic ball | 180 |
| #1209 | duct tape | 14 |
| #71 | dusty Crimbo crate | 101 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #1786 | elven cellocello | 8 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #750 | fake plastic grass | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #902 | herringcello | 21 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #990 | kneecapping stick | 8 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1053 | penguin focaccia bread | 18 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #108 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 6 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #183 | quantum taco | 199 |
| #1180 | roasted marshmallow | 7 |
| #550 | sawblade shield | 4 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #1100 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #183 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 105 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |