| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #206 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #574 | Bonerdagon necklace | 20 |
| #127 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 3 |
| #415 | Boss Bat bling | 8 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #121 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 3 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #721 | Drowsy Sword | 23 |
| #35 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 4 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #125 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 3 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #126 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 3 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | Kudzu slaw | 103 |
| #1082 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 23 |
| #13 | Mansquito's blood | 94 |
| #487 | Newman's Own Trousers | 2 |
| #982 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 3 |
| #999 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 6 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #147 | Shield of Icy Fate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #52 | Stephen's lab coat | 4 |
| #153 | Sword of Dark Omens | 2 |
| #16 | The Author's inkwell | 79 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 17 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2313 | badass belt | 22 |
| #14 | bag of random words | 90 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #3168 | box of sunshine | 25 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #284 | designer handbag | 10 |
| #793 | drywall axe | 13 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #733 | facsimile dictionary | 12 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #177 | fuzzy busby | 18 |
| #477 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #616 | giant pinky ring | 24 |
| #368 | gold wedding ring | 14 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1601 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #331 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #381 | potted cactus | 6 |
| #25 | psychic's amulet | 148 |
| #23 | psychic's pslacks | 174 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1031 | sandwich of the gods | 6 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #924 | shiny ring | 24 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #83 | suspicious-looking fedora | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |