| #373 | BURT | 57 |
| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2032 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1921 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #105 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 4 |
| #1512 | Boss Bat britches | 6 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1164 | CRIMBCO mug | 6 |
| #279 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,225 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #156 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #1365 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #673 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #320 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 2 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1425 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #96 | Game Grid ticket | 147 |
| #214 | Game Grid token | 4 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #154 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 2 |
| #892 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #196 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 1 |
| #630 | Iron Beta of Industry | 10 |
| #1403 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 16 |
| #275 | Misty Cape | 4 |
| #280 | Misty Cloak | 3 |
| #322 | Misty Robe | 2 |
| #689 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 6 |
| #700 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #194 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #190 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #113 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 2 |
| #916 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #852 | Wand of Nagamar | 3 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| 🥇 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 20,850 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #95 | bacon bath ball | 10 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #1206 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #394 | blue class ring | 6 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #234 | caustic slime nodule | 1 |
| #72 | chocolate bath ball | 12 |
| #41 | coffee pixie stick | 4 |
| #42 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #373 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #1733 | duct tape | 5 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #1204 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3 |
| #61 | festive sausage | 40 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #533 | floaty sand | 19 |
| #478 | fuzzy earmuffs | 2 |
| #610 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #500 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #630 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #733 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #67 | hand-carved staff | 1 |
| #4022 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #57 | holiday cheese log | 40 |
| #117 | incense bath ball | 9 |
| #74 | innuendo | 1 |
| #36 | ironic battle spoon | 11 |
| #32 | ironic jogging shorts | 13 |
| #25 | ironic knit cap | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #611 | magical mystery juice | 2 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #142 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1138 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #1641 | old sweatpants | 8 |
| #270 | ornate picture frame | 4 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #1512 | pretty flower | 5 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #502 | red class ring | 15 |
| #1172 | roll of toilet paper | 30 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #664 | scrumptious reagent | 30 |
| #1321 | skeleton bone | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1554 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #121 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #99 | sugar shield | 7 |
| #118 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #92 | sugar shorts | 4 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1516 | useless powder | 8 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #437 | white class ring | 14 |
| #416 | white rice | 1 |
| #895 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #589 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #845 | wrench bracelet | 2 |