#967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
#27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
#684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
#733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
#247 | BGE merchandise order form | 17 |
#240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
#1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
#675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
#956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
#615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
#456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
#10 | Blatantly Canadian | 4,247 |
#811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
#1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
#1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
#1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
#1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
#1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
#529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
#371 | CRIMBCO mug | 36 |
#212 | CRIMBCO wine | 36 |
#362 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 7 |
#369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
#163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
#311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
#188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
#1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
#1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
#1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
#650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
#6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
#94 | Crimbuck | 5,273 |
#145 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 37 |
#248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
#678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
#345 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 2 |
#208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
#1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
#1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
#260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
#845 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 4 |
#1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
#204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
#974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
#328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
#2404 | Valentine | 1 |
#363 | a butt tuba | 1 |
#109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
#1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
#1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
#1455 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
#251 | antique painting of a landscape | 3 |
#147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
#380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
#250 | banana supersucker | 1 |
#966 | bananagate | 1 |
#93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
#72 | bark beret | 1 |
#70 | bark boxers | 1 |
#91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
#109 | bath ball gift set | 37 |
#1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
#975 | belemnite fossil | 1 |
#702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
#485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
#142 | bow staff | 1 |
#150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
#134 | bowler | 1 |
#1743 | box of sunshine | 90 |
#247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
#1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
#547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
#1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
#1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
#89 | charged magnet | 1 |
#355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
#1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
#102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
#101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
#154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
#508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
#94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
#385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
#129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
#93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
#232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
#1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
#608 | elven cellocello | 28 |
#1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
#199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#1752 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
#687 | festive sausage | 2 |
#777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
#902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
#503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
#767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
#586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
#639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
#421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
#150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
#165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
#143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
#70 | floaty sand | 311 |
#98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
#378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
#197 | fudge cube | 1 |
#841 | fudge lily | 1 |
#258 | fudge spork | 1 |
#1412 | fudgecule | 1 |
#176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
#1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
#2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
#1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
#234 | gift-a-pult | 2 |
#610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
#222 | grass blade | 1 |
#71 | grass hat | 2 |
#188 | grass skirt | 1 |
#1794 | herringcello | 4 |
#78 | hideous egg | 24 |
#237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
#897 | kumquartz | 1 |
#84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
#249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
#47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
#91 | left half of a heart necklace | 5 |
#178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
#609 | lewd playing card | 3 |
#202 | licorice garrote | 9 |
#232 | lime supersucker | 1 |
#58 | live lobster | 23 |
#433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
#7 | love song of sugary cuteness | 7,512 |
#941 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 23 |
#245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
#169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
#181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
#235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
#49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
#90 | motivational poster | 36 |
#689 | mugcake | 1 |
#250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
#656 | nanite-infested candy cane | 19 |
#140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
#187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
#396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
#105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
#92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
#102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
#229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
#206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
#892 | pearidot | 1 |
#236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
#293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
#169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
#637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
#489 | potted fern | 1 |
#243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
#136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
#150 | right half of a heart necklace | 4 |
#182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
#2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
#3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
#97 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 3 |
#806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
#99 | slow jam collection | 36 |
🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
#10 | snow hat | 1 |
🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
#41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
🥇 | strawberry popsicle | 3,455 |
#224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
#917 | strawberyl | 1 |
#77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
#600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
#8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
#950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
#776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
#1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
#257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
#219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
#801 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
#278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
#222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
#174 | tin star | 1 |
#17 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1,598 |
#312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
#908 | tourmalime | 1 |
#106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
#479 | tree skirt | 1 |
#922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
#103 | white Canadian | 42 |
#1036 | yellow candy heart | 4 |
#1065 | yeti fur | 23 |