| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #10 | Huggler Radio | 2 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #350 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 22 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 2 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 16 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 4 |
| #179 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 6 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 35 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #630 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 8 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #99 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 10 |
| #66 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #337 | blue class ring | 8 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #200 | bread man | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #315 | bunny liver | 21 |
| 🥇 | cold medicine cabinet | 1 |
| #628 | crystalline cheer | 2 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | diabolic pizza cube | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #2106 | duct tape | 2 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #90 | green clay bead | 126 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | leathery cat skin | 3 |
| #451 | leathery rat skin | 3 |
| #12 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 563 |
| #25 | magical pony: Pearjack | 150 |
| #39 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 157 |
| #40 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 164 |
| #199 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #39 | magical pony: Uniquity | 166 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of winter seeds | 1 |
| 🥇 | party pup | 1 |
| #94 | pink clay bead | 221 |
| 🥉 | pirate fork | 1 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #6 | polyester pad | 2 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| 🥇 | polyester parachute | 19 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #123 | purple clay bead | 39 |
| #336 | red class ring | 30 |
| 🥈 | red plumber's boots | 1 |
| #197 | s'more | 105 |
| #16 | snow machine | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #92 | sprinkles | 101 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #373 | white class ring | 18 |
| #1675 | wind-up chattering teeth | 4 |