| #157 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #150 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #251 | Instant Karma | 37 |
| #256 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #152 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #292 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #316 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #237 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #479 | commemorative war stein | 18 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #329 | fancy seashell necklace | 11 |
| #122 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #158 | goblin water | 1 |
| #690 | grue egg | 38 |
| #588 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #89 | guy made of bee pollen | 36 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #192 | pixel cross | 2 |
| #159 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #166 | pixellated moneybag | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #400 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| #647 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #270 | towel | 41 |