| #158 | Ancient Protector Soda | 1 |
| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1669 | Crimbuck | 100 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #151 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 3 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #257 | Instant Karma | 37 |
| #259 | Jocko Homo's head | 7 |
| #306 | Safari Jack's moustache | 5 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #295 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 6 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1163 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #892 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #1432 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1949 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #751 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #320 | Yakisoba's hat | 5 |
| #736 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #534 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #184 | beautiful rainbow | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #238 | bubble-wrap simulator | 2 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| #484 | commemorative war stein | 18 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #113 | dumb mud | 1 |
| #330 | fancy seashell necklace | 11 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #1453 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #377 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #161 | goblin water | 1 |
| #694 | grue egg | 38 |
| #586 | grue egg omelette | 2 |
| #91 | guy made of bee pollen | 36 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #154 | liquid ice | 1 |
| #128 | neoprene skullcap | 1 |
| #193 | pixel cross | 2 |
| #160 | pixel holy water | 3 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #71 | pixel orb | 1 |
| #166 | pixellated moneybag | 4 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #402 | really dense meat stack | 16 |
| #649 | solid gold bowling ball | 25 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #270 | towel | 41 |