| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #7 | Brimstone Bracelet | 2 |
| #13 | Brimstone Brooch | 2 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1562 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #795 | Drowsy Sword | 20 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| #330 | Heimandatz's heart | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #1266 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 19 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #478 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 7 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #318 | Rock and Roll Legend | 4 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #148 | Ultracolor™ shirt | 1 |
| #91 | Van der Graaf helmet | 2 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #125 | Whoompa Fur Pants | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #375 | arrrgyle socks | 6 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #304 | bath ball gift set | 16 |
| #378 | bit of clingfilm | 11 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #1389 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #392 | disbelief suspenders | 2 |
| #1732 | duct tape | 5 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #124 | duonoculars | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1070 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #112 | equal sign | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #661 | facsimile dictionary | 14 |
| #137 | fancy beef jerky | 1 |
| #1138 | fat stacks of cash | 2 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1074 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #1645 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #728 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 5 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #87 | giant spider leg | 2 |
| #627 | gloomy black mushroom | 5 |
| #221 | gold lamé pants | 3 |
| #625 | gold wedding ring | 3 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #351 | guard turtle shell | 1 |
| #1602 | handful of confetti | 23 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #800 | heart of the volcano | 7 |
| #8 | heavy leather-bound tome | 37 |
| #95 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 12 |
| #220 | hot plate | 5 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #57 | lucky cat collar | 1 |
| #557 | lucky rabbit's foot | 12 |
| #107 | massive sitar | 2 |
| #281 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 5 |
| #123 | natty blue ascot | 3 |
| #911 | obsidian dagger | 19 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #1738 | old sweatpants | 6 |
| #155 | orange peel hat | 3 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #493 | party hat | 3 |
| #115 | pewter claymore | 2 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1107 | radium-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #1217 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #501 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #643 | sawblade shield | 3 |
| #282 | serpentine sword | 2 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #113 | silver cheese-slicer | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #1092 | solid gold bowling ball | 11 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1706 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #782 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #242 | turtle pheromones | 16 |
| #66 | turtling rod | 2 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #134 | wand of pigification | 5 |
| #162 | whalebone corset | 4 |
| #439 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #1066 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 2 |
| #121 | wreath of laurels | 5 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #478 | yohohoyo | 2 |