| #909 | 1-ball | 3 |
| #848 | 2-ball | 3 |
| #768 | 3-ball | 4 |
| #886 | 4-ball | 3 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #1069 | 6-ball | 2 |
| #1114 | 7-ball | 2 |
| #1007 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #76 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 3 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1785 | Boss Bat britches | 4 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #492 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #530 | Frosty's frosty mug | 2 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #182 | Mer-kin fastjuice | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5055 | badass belt | 5 |
| #125 | battered Crimbo Crate | 122 |
| #159 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #403 | bowl of fishysoisse | 2 |
| #69 | breath mint | 164 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #668 | candy knuckles | 4 |
| #234 | cement sandals | 4 |
| #152 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 14 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1504 | drywall axe | 3 |
| #141 | dull fish scale | 52 |
| #60 | dusty Crimbo crate | 124 |
| #607 | dwarf bread | 6 |
| #203 | dwarvish magazine | 6 |
| #735 | elven cellocello | 25 |
| #946 | elven suicide capsule | 20 |
| #390 | empty agua de vida bottle | 501 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1374 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #54 | flytrap bezoar | 1 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #244 | glob of green slime | 2 |
| #747 | gnatwing | 1 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #743 | herringcello | 24 |
| #244 | imitation crab meat | 3 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #117 | linoleum stick | 1 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #147 | mulled cider | 12 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #121 | night-vision goggles | 10 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #257 | passable elf mask | 13 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #814 | penguin focaccia bread | 22 |
| #507 | petrified wood | 15 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #263 | pile of gold coins | 6 |
| #333 | pocketwatch on a chain | 8 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #801 | pool cue | 3 |
| #1310 | porquoise | 4 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #232 | sand dollar | 34 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #109 | sea avocado | 2 |
| #118 | sea carrot | 2 |
| #100 | sea cucumber | 3 |
| #76 | sea honeydew | 4 |
| #123 | sea lychee | 1 |
| #120 | sea tangelo | 1 |
| #90 | seaode | 6 |
| #2312 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #123 | slab of sponge | 3 |
| #233 | slick fish meat | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #183 | slug of rum | 2 |
| #237 | soggy seed packet | 1 |
| #1680 | solid gold bowling ball | 5 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #458 | spooky bark | 25 |
| #369 | spooky sap | 23 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #937 | stone of eXtreme power | 5 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #158 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 124 |
| #643 | sunken chest | 12 |
| #369 | tassel | 3 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #1264 | toast | 374 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #471 | voodoo snuff | 2 |
| #174 | white rice | 11 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |