| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #361 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 29 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #798 | Bonerdagon necklace | 13 |
| #337 | Boss Bat bling | 10 |
| #1169 | Boss Bat britches | 10 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #486 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 16 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #843 | Drowsy Sword | 18 |
| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #502 | Iron Beta of Industry | 14 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #674 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 40 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #411 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 15 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #805 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 9 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #31 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 3 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #79 | Staff of the Soupbone | 2 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #699 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #34 | archaeologing shovel | 3 |
| #1381 | badass belt | 40 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #3336 | box of sunshine | 22 |
| #504 | burst hellseal brain | 7 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #319 | chintzy saucepan earring | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #724 | figurine of a charred seal | 2 |
| #841 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #506 | figurine of a slippery seal | 2 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1125 | handful of confetti | 36 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #548 | obsidian dagger | 33 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #500 | rusty chain necklace | 4 |
| #328 | sawblade shield | 9 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #214 | sealhide seal doll | 5 |
| #194 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #626 | shredded hellseal hide | 3 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #176 | slime convention coupons | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #145 | slime convention pin | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #188 | slime convention t-shirt | 1 |
| #175 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 85 |
| #185 | slimy sweetbreads | 76 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | spaghetti-box banjo | 1 |
| #810 | spectre scepter | 40 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #356 | stainless steel scarf | 9 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #707 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #616 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #350 | stainless steel suspenders | 11 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #501 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 88 |
| #1196 | stuffed monocle | 35 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| #187 | wad of cotton | 16 |
| #468 | woven baling wire bracelets | 2 |
| #309 | wrench bracelet | 11 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |