| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #114 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 3 |
| #1134 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #271 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 2 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #263 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #244 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #252 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 10 |
| #103 | Corpse Island iced tea | 47 |
| #1485 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #86 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 2 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #168 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 1 |
| #347 | Green Clover of Justice | 6 |
| #93 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #211 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #671 | Iron Beta of Industry | 9 |
| #90 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 2 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #86 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #84 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 2 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #521 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #108 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 10 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #39 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 4 |
| #128 | Red Balloon of Valor | 2 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #598 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #685 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #209 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #217 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #251 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| #660 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #381 | bejeweled cufflinks | 11 |
| #60 | breaded beer | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #560 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 16 |
| #397 | candied yams | 23 |
| #905 | club necklace | 8 |
| #86 | corpse on the beach | 52 |
| #99 | corpsedriver | 45 |
| #97 | corpsetini | 47 |
| #130 | cranberry schnapps | 4 |
| #534 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #882 | diamond necklace | 8 |
| #183 | fancy opera glasses | 23 |
| #264 | garish pinky ring | 17 |
| #286 | giant designer sunglasses | 16 |
| #617 | handful of confetti | 67 |
| #414 | herbal stuffing | 19 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #35 | record of infuriating silence | 1 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #511 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 14 |
| #1291 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 6 |
| #462 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 15 |
| #592 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 12 |
| #488 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #504 | spade necklace | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #595 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 75 |
| #783 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 58 |
| #670 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 68 |
| #610 | stuffed Meat | 78 |
| #1085 | stuffed angry cow | 46 |
| #884 | stuffed astral badger | 56 |
| #622 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 75 |
| #164 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #943 | stuffed cocoabo | 50 |
| #303 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 25 |
| #959 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 52 |
| #905 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 54 |
| #730 | stuffed hand turkey | 65 |
| #805 | stuffed key | 65 |
| #556 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #948 | stuffed mind flayer | 53 |
| #761 | stuffed mink | 62 |
| #606 | stuffed monocle | 79 |
| #117 | stuffed pocketwatch | 2 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #869 | stuffed scary death orb | 57 |
| #487 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 45 |
| #902 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 54 |
| #943 | stuffed snowy owl | 50 |
| #813 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 60 |
| #1017 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 48 |
| #716 | stuffed teddy butler | 67 |
| #663 | stuffed tin of caviar | 73 |
| #800 | stuffed treasure chest | 65 |
| #851 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 58 |
| #227 | stuffed yo-yo | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #2119 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2097 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 5 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1785 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 4 |
| #674 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 7 |
| #2049 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #614 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 27 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #817 | tiny plastic G Imp | 9 |
| #2172 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #940 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 8 |
| #947 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #1265 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 7 |
| #1074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #1748 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 4 |
| #1521 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2060 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #552 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 13 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1428 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1085 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 7 |
| #608 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #935 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #597 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 28 |
| #644 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 26 |
| #917 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #313 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #543 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 30 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic blooper | 5 |
| #1768 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #939 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 8 |
| #540 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #484 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 34 |
| #417 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 37 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1503 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2154 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #723 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 7 |
| #1218 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 6 |
| #568 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #2205 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #1052 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #462 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 34 |
| #755 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 23 |
| #499 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 33 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #974 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #418 | tiny plastic grue | 37 |
| #1425 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #697 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 25 |
| #442 | tiny plastic killer bee | 35 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 4 |
| #451 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 34 |
| #454 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 35 |
| #1239 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 6 |
| #348 | tiny plastic mosquito | 44 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #1107 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 7 |
| #480 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 9 |
| #524 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 32 |
| #277 | tiny plastic sauceror | 14 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #381 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 11 |
| #1784 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #437 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 36 |
| #1466 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 5 |
| #508 | tiny plastic stab bat | 32 |
| #425 | tiny plastic star starfish | 36 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #535 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #1742 | tiny plastic taco cat | 4 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #526 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 13 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #851 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 6 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #1259 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1046 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 7 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #418 | tofurkey gravy | 21 |
| #471 | tofurkey leg | 18 |