Mipselled

RankItemQuantity
#9227-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#143A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes8
#248A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#257A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#224A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#133A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#101A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#27Ax of L'rose1
#934Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air3
#2098CRIMBCO mug1
#217CRIMBCO scrip1,835
#1940CRIMBCO wine1
#792CRIMBCOIDS mints5
#2140CRIMBCOLOAF2
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#160Cinco Mayo Lager2
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#167Crimbo wreath4
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#25Crimbough3
#2558Crimbuck10
#714Dickory Farms Gift Basket8
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#548Heimandatz's heart3
#346Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#304Jocko Homo's head6
#990Knob Goblin elite helm1
#995Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1046Knob Goblin pants1
#843Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#118Saccharine Maple pendant1
#391Safari Jack's moustache4
#464Schrödinger's thermos29
🥈Stabonic scroll1
#252The Art of Slapfighting4
#296Uncle Romulus4
#40Underworld sapling1
🥈Underworld trunk1
#316Warm Subject gift certificate282
#731Yakisoba's hat2
#262Zu Mannkäse Dienen8
#549ancient vinyl coin purse2
#1882anniversary gift box2
#400antique bottle opener2
#354antique pair of blue jeans2
#364bag of bones3
#1145banana1
#215banana smoothie3
#208banana spritzer1
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#1427bath ball gift set1
#437battered Crimbo Crate25
#671beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#146big glob of skin1
#1006big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#694black helmet1
#527black pension check2
#667black shield1
#726black sword1
#138blank diary1
#964bloody clown pants1
#36bone and arrows1
#301bone aperitif1
#762bone chips7
#52bone crusher1
#76bone spurs1
#61boneana hammock1
#63bonedanna1
#53bonerang1
#58boning knife1
#2996bottle of goofballs5
#92boulder25
#1103bugbear beanie1
#1110bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#131can of depilatory cream1
#145can-you-dig-it?1
#220candy kneecapping stick9
#270candy knuckles7
#142cement sandals6
#117clockwork bartender-in-the-box1
#120clockwork chef-in-the-box1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#797clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#53collection of tiny spooky objects35
#599commemorative war stein7
🥉control crystal1
#849cornuthaum1
#113crotchety pants1
#308dense meat stack990
#587distressed denim pants1
#489dusty Crimbo crate23
#896eXtreme mittens1
#854eXtreme scarf1
#99elven cellocello78
#111elven suicide capsule68
#28expired bottle of peppermint schnapps2
#84expired can of franks 'n' beans1
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1085eyepatch1
#1440facsimile dictionary3
#102fancy chocolate car28
#199fancy seashell necklace82
#48fat bottom quark43
#2392felt1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#971filthy knitted dread sack1
#429floaty sand31
#791foolscap fool's cap1
#19fossilized baboon skull27
#26fossilized bat skull24
#172fossilized demon skull3
#42fossilized limb242
#60fossilized serpent skull14
#79fossilized spider skull7
#117fossilized spike41
#34fossilized spine53
#30fossilized torso204
#33fossilized wing115
#22fossilized wyrm skull32
#427furry pants1
#1640giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1516giant discarded torn-up glove1
#214gingerbread house3
#68green BRICKO brick1
#151hair of the calf1
#105herringcello73
#426icy-hot katana1
#149jawbruiser14
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#73licorice garrote21
#80live wire8
#248makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#401meat stack80
#790miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#108misfit dolly1
#48misfit hobby horse2
#109misfit teddy bear1
#1340motivational poster1
#146mummy costume52
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#152night-vision goggles9
#858ninja hot pants1
#285old coin purse25
#296old leather wallet18
#74pair of bolt cutters20
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#363parasitic claw1
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#189parasitic tentacles1
#90passable elf mask27
#179pebblebräu1
#100penguin focaccia bread72
#2716pet rock1
#307petrified wood30
#168pile of loose snow1
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#72pixel shield1
#211pixel sword1
#178plastic Crimbo reindeer4
#118pocketwatch on a chain15
#84poison pen12
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#37pottery barn owl figurine1
#10pottery club2
#13pottery hat2
#12pottery shield2
#12pottery training pants2
#63pottery yo-yo1
#205pumpkinhead mask40
#459quantum taco20
#85raisin7
#1405really dense meat stack2
#576reinforced beaded headband1
#1130ring of aggravate monster1
#637round purple sunglasses1
#68six tiny wedges of goat cheese25
#102slime convention coupons2
#104slime convention flyers2
#108slime convention t-shirt2
#1272slow jam collection1
#241smoked potsherd2
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#802snowboarder pants1
#243spooky bark73
#731spooky cosmetics bag3
#210spooky sap52
#65squirmy violent party snack1
#310star buckler1
#460star crossbow1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#308star staff1
#420star sword1
#161string of Crimbo lights4
#4800stuffed shoulder parrot1
#533sturdy Crimbo crate26
#119sugar shirt1
#963swashbuckling pants1
#71throwing wrench28
#92tiny costume wardrobe1
#53tiny goth giant2
#164tiny plastic 11 Dealer4
#148tiny plastic Crimbo Casino4
#127tiny plastic Crimbomination4
#153tiny plastic Don Crimbo4
#144tiny plastic stocking mimic4
#443unearthed potsherd2
#895vorpal blade1
#707white class ring6
#91willowy bonnet1
#1244wolf mask1
#199wolfman mask40
#76world's most unappetizing beverage1

Wow, that's 5,466 items total!

what items are this player missing?