| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #73 | Apathargic Bandersnatch | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #974 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 12 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #221 | Bash-Ōs cereal | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #1016 | Bonerdagon necklace | 9 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #19 | Brimstone Boxers | 2 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #894 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1203 | Drowsy Sword | 10 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #521 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #113 | Libram of Love Songs | 1 |
| #1651 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 12 |
| #454 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 8 |
| #102 | Mr. Accessory | 2 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #90 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 8 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #64 | Schmalz's First Prize Beer | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #45 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #229 | Uncle Romulus | 5 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #43 | antique pair of blue jeans | 15 |
| #22 | archaeologing shovel | 4 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #3570 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #733 | bejeweled cufflinks | 3 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #300 | bit of clingfilm | 14 |
| #181 | blue class ring | 22 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #3879 | box of sunshine | 15 |
| #1363 | brick | 15 |
| #191 | burnt flower | 47 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #52 | caustic slime nodule | 8 |
| #570 | commemorative war stein | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| #43 | dead guy's piece of double-sided tape | 1 |
| #70 | dense meat stack | 100,000 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #770 | duct tape | 33 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #2702 | easter egg balloon | 6 |
| #1300 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1 |
| #803 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #930 | facsimile dictionary | 8 |
| #1010 | filthy lucre | 26 |
| #699 | flavored foot massage oil | 8 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #692 | floaty sand | 9 |
| #36 | floaty stone sphere | 2 |
| #121 | foreign box | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #240 | green clay bead | 48 |
| #53 | grouper fangirl | 1 |
| #2040 | grue egg | 11 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #866 | heart of the volcano | 6 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #1085 | hobo nickel | 15 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #41 | little box of fireworks | 2 |
| #153 | little round pebble | 2 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #310 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #245 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #16 | malevolent medallion | 1 |
| #47 | meat paste | 1,000,000 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #28 | moist sack | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #34 | oyster egg balloon | 20 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #276 | paranormal ricotta | 2 |
| #516 | passable elf mask | 9 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #284 | pink clay bead | 60 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #712 | pretty flower | 71 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #205 | purple clay bead | 20 |
| #440 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 2 |
| #858 | radium-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #198 | red class ring | 77 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #5 | rusty metal greaves | 16 |
| #792 | sawblade shield | 2 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #478 | shimmering tendrils | 1 |
| #185 | sinister altar fragment | 2 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #12 | slime-covered helmet | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #107 | smoldering box | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #1801 | spectre scepter | 12 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #123 | sugar chapeau | 1 |
| #101 | sugar shank | 1 |
| #208 | sugar shard | 6 |
| #134 | sugar sheet | 93 |
| #185 | sugar shield | 1 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #148 | sugar shorts | 1 |
| #104 | sugar shotgun | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #990 | towel | 6 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #197 | white candygram | 2 |
| #168 | white class ring | 64 |
| #265 | wine-soaked bone chips | 3 |
| #806 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 11 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #861 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| #437 | worthless trinket | 6 |
| #528 | wrench bracelet | 5 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #116 | yellow candygram | 11 |