| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #333 | BURT | 75 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #226 | Cookbook of the Damned | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2373 | Crimbuck | 11 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #44 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 3 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #467 | FDKOL commendation | 325 |
| #449 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 13 |
| #77 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy | 2 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #16 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet | 1 |
| #11 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge | 1 |
| #14 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves | 1 |
| #13 | Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #155 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 10 |
| #262 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 3 |
| #180 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 4 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #501 | Snow Queen Crown | 3 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #851 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1376 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1769 | awful poetry journal | 2 |
| #716 | baggie of powdered sugar | 13 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #363 | crumbling rat skull | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #208 | devilish folio | 1 |
| #579 | diamond-studded cane | 6 |
| #813 | disturbing fanfic | 61 |
| #371 | drop of water-37 | 6 |
| #103 | dwarvish magazine | 11 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #350 | fiery wing | 2 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #101 | green hamhock | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #150 | hair of the calf | 1 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #34 | kumquartz ring | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #529 | mime soul fragment | 2 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #521 | necrotizing body spray | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #93 | oily boid | 1 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #467 | pat-a-cake pendant | 2 |
| #312 | pearidot | 21 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #816 | ridiculous sandwich | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1479 | scroll of pasta summoning | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #113 | sealhide snare | 7 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #358 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 2 |
| #70 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini | 4 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #146 | spaghetti cult mask | 9 |
| #184 | spaghetti cult rosary | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2504 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3412 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3801 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #2675 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2386 | stuffed snowy owl | 20 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2295 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 22 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #1509 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #878 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 2 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic beanbat | 3 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #231 | tiny plastic fax machine | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2813 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #2870 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2811 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #135 | warbear feasting bread | 4 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #40 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |