| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #535 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #533 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1397 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #331 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1156 | Crimbuck | 440 |
| #1339 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #664 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #314 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #476 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #922 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #731 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #139 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5940 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #846 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1188 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #693 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #428 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #696 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2676 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1490 | herringcello | 11 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #767 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 71 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1849 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1351 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #179 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #484 | petrified wood | 16 |
| #910 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #2127 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #66 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #501 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #750 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #388 | salty dog | 18 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #241 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #2049 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #869 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #523 | spooky sap | 15 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6373 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #49 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #112 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #950 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #363 | unidentified jerky | 20 |
| #2208 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #667 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #550 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |