| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #534 | Angelhair Culottes | 2 |
| #296 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #530 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 2 |
| #1395 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 8 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #329 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1156 | Crimbuck | 440 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #2016 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 8 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #313 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 3 |
| #474 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #35 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 2 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #646 | black plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #845 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #33 | crotchety pants | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #691 | elven suicide capsule | 25 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2669 | grue egg | 7 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1487 | herringcello | 11 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #766 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 71 |
| #1887 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #281 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 11 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1350 | oyster basket | 2 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #56 | painted shield | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #1397 | penguin focaccia bread | 12 |
| #484 | petrified wood | 16 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #835 | poison pen | 2 |
| #2128 | polyalloy shield | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #67 | pulled porquoise earring | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| #496 | rum and cola | 2 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #387 | salty dog | 18 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #239 | spark plug earring | 4 |
| #2042 | spectre scepter | 9 |
| #60 | spiky turtle helmet | 1 |
| #871 | spooky bark | 4 |
| #520 | spooky sap | 15 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #47 | turtle wax greaves | 1 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #110 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #183 | tuxedo shirt | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #363 | unidentified jerky | 20 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #549 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 3 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #636 | wolfman mask | 9 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |