| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #804 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 15 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1263 | Bonerdagon necklace | 6 |
| #1411 | Boss Bat britches | 7 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #10 | Brimstone Boxers | 3 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #15 | Brimstone Bunker | 2 |
| #105 | CSA fire-starting kit | 227 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1354 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 17 |
| #517 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 4 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #907 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 5 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #366 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 9 |
| 🥈 | a suspicious address | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1110 | duct tape | 17 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #1641 | easter egg balloon | 14 |
| #841 | empty agua de vida bottle | 58 |
| #582 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #446 | gearbox necklace | 2 |
| #690 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #2194 | grue egg | 10 |
| #1988 | handful of confetti | 17 |
| #147 | hipposkin poncho | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #293 | large box | 19 |
| #1141 | obsidian dagger | 14 |
| #91 | odor extractor | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #2216 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #48 | plexiglass pendant | 4 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #119 | shark jumper | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #151 | spark plug earring | 6 |
| #1518 | spectre scepter | 17 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #51 | vinyl shield | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #255 | woven baling wire bracelets | 4 |