| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1223 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #786 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #206 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #45 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #1909 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1566 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1805 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #584 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #251 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #3768 | badass belt | 10 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #893 | bone chips | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #1029 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #627 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #147 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1082 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #489 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #2030 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1418 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #930 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #312 | pitchfork | 8 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #214 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #797 | red class ring | 5 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1471 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1139 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1649 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #483 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |
| #339 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |