| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1465 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo tree flocker | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #47 | License To Kill | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #589 | Workytime Tea | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #249 | ant pitchfork | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #895 | bone chips | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #392 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #1023 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #866 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #490 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #1416 | old sweatpants | 14 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #924 | pink clay bead | 2 |
| #310 | pitchfork | 8 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #789 | red class ring | 5 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1469 | roll of toilet paper | 16 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #1099 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |