| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #154 | BGE merchandise order form | 29 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| 🥉 | Belt of Loathing | 1 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #34 | BittyCar MeatCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | Bonestabber | 1 |
| #202 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1031 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #1643 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1222 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 4 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #157 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #81 | Ellsbury's skull | 1 |
| #610 | FDKOL commendation | 73 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #197 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #4 | Goggles of Loathing | 1 |
| #206 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #5 | Jeans of Loathing | 1 |
| #138 | Lars the Cyberian | 3 |
| #11 | Lazybones™ recliner | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #70 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 2 |
| #370 | Red Pill | 1 |
| #4 | Scepter of Loathing | 1 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Scummy Sink | 1 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #8 | Stick-Knife of Loathing | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #211 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 10 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 10 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 7 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 5 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| 🥉 | Treads of Loathing | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #21 | Wax Flask | 89 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #228 | blind-packed capsule toy | 40 |
| #285 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 20 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #519 | bone chips | 22 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #645 | bottle of Blank-Out | 6 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #700 | box of sunshine | 437 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #344 | candy cane | 108 |
| #256 | confusing LED clock | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #174 | effluvious emerald | 8 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #596 | fossilized limb | 8 |
| #310 | fossilized serpent skull | 2 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #508 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #677 | fossilized torso | 2 |
| #630 | fossilized wing | 2 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #257 | gingerbread bugbear | 100 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #133 | glacial sapphire | 6 |
| #110 | gummi ammonite | 2 |
| #503 | handful of confetti | 79 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #626 | hideous egg | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #6 | ittah bittah hookah | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #156 | nanite-infested candy cane | 100 |
| #40 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 100 |
| #231 | obnoxious riddle | 2 |
| #594 | pack of pogs | 24 |
| #1697 | penguin focaccia bread | 5 |
| #178 | phish stick | 6 |
| #340 | quantum taco | 50 |
| #28 | record of tranquil silence | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #17 | shaking skull | 1 |
| #31 | skeletal scabbard | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #1063 | slow jam collection | 2 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #375 | squirming egg sac | 27 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #134 | steamy ruby | 11 |
| #168 | still-beating spleen | 3 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1958 | stuffed martini | 1 |
| #157 | tawdry amethyst | 7 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #755 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 5 |
| #797 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #563 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 4 |
| #1173 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 4 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #942 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #372 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 3 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 3 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #924 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 4 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #823 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 4 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #102 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 3 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #681 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 6 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 3 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 3 |
| #685 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 3 |
| #1115 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 2 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 2 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #763 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #955 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 4 |
| #853 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 2 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #993 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #733 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 5 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #959 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 3 |
| #742 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 5 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 2 |
| #744 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 5 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #101 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 3 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #861 | tiny plastic fire servant | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #847 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 4 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #977 | tiny plastic moneybee | 3 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #758 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 5 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #878 | tiny plastic peacannon | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #853 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic trollipop | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #560 | trilobite fossil | 6 |
| #248 | unearthly onyx | 3 |
| #61 | volcanic ash | 111 |
| #100 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 2 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #54 | warbear battery | 40 |
| #111 | warbear bearserker mead | 4 |
| 🥇 | warbear breakfast machine | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #15 | warbear dress bracers | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #13 | warbear dress helmet | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #271 | warbear gyrocopter | 3 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #121 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 10 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #115 | warbear liquid overcoat | 15 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #209 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 6 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #168 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 8 |
| 🥈 | warbear soda machine | 1 |
| #291 | warbear whosit | 460 |
| #93 | wings of fire | 1 |