| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #470 | BURT | 27 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1088 | CRIMBCO mug | 7 |
| #1464 | CRIMBCO scrip | 10 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #969 | Crimbo candied pecan | 6 |
| #995 | Crimbo fudge | 6 |
| #1027 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 5 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #745 | Crimbuck | 1,135 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #1823 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #469 | FDKOL commendation | 316 |
| #627 | Go-Wassail | 20 |
| #1011 | Goodfella contract | 1 |
| #440 | Microplushie: Bropane | 21 |
| #406 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 8 |
| #569 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 5 |
| #583 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #560 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 10 |
| #609 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 12 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #526 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 8 |
| #458 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 24 |
| #525 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 10 |
| #516 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 13 |
| #155 | Mt. Noob Pale Ale | 1 |
| #695 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 2 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #446 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 3 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #766 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #919 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 5 |
| #1738 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #423 | Workytime Tea | 4 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #245 | Ze™ goggles | 3 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #332 | ammonite fossil | 14 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #180 | bananagate | 38 |
| #736 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #955 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #335 | belemnite fossil | 14 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #811 | blue paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1242 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #637 | bunny liver | 4 |
| #111 | burnt flower | 167 |
| #670 | burst hellseal brain | 3 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #1730 | elven cellocello | 9 |
| #1829 | elven suicide capsule | 3 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #540 | frigid fudgepuck | 3 |
| #875 | fudgecule | 191 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #119 | giant candy cane | 3 |
| #858 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #970 | giant needle | 5 |
| #2813 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #245 | glass of baboon milk | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #293 | green gummi ingot | 116 |
| #193 | haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis | 4 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #210 | kumquartz | 33 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #406 | lavender striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #536 | lollipop stick | 46 |
| #168 | lump of coal | 3 |
| #948 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1307 | old sweatpants | 19 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #670 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #433 | pack of pogs | 45 |
| #49 | packet of orchid seeds | 3 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #156 | paperclip | 305 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #256 | pearidot | 26 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #765 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #855 | puce plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #549 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 7 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #907 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #290 | red gummi ingot | 117 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #639 | red striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #136 | resolution: be sexier | 2 |
| #127 | resolution: be smarter | 2 |
| #117 | resolution: be stronger | 3 |
| #1103 | rigid carapace | 4 |
| #100 | root beer | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #707 | slow jam collection | 5 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #182 | soul doorbell | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1679 | spectre scepter | 14 |
| #105 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #281 | stolen office supplies | 7 |
| #259 | strawberyl | 28 |
| #1091 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 38 |
| #1717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #1214 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 41 |
| #1226 | stuffed Meat | 34 |
| #2160 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2167 | stuffed astral badger | 23 |
| #1697 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #825 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 7 |
| #1966 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 26 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2386 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #821 | stuffed key | 63 |
| #1461 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #1792 | stuffed mind flayer | 29 |
| #1142 | stuffed mink | 37 |
| #1174 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2297 | stuffed scary death orb | 22 |
| #876 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 24 |
| #1894 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 27 |
| #2129 | stuffed snowy owl | 23 |
| #2095 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 24 |
| #551 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 15 |
| #2166 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1116 | stuffed teddy butler | 39 |
| #1282 | stuffed tin of caviar | 32 |
| #817 | stuffed treasure chest | 63 |
| #1661 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 31 |
| #804 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #533 | superheated fudge | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #2734 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #668 | tiny plastic fire servant | 3 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6147 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2789 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #475 | torn hellseal sinew | 6 |
| #226 | tourmalime | 31 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #377 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #335 | trilobite fossil | 13 |
| #726 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #1869 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #235 | white picket fence | 17 |
| #288 | yellow gummi ingot | 116 |
| #1180 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #415 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |