| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #846 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #467 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #1538 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #355 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #149 | Workytime Tea | 14 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #654 | antique greaves | 3 |
| #267 | battered Crimbo Crate | 49 |
| #583 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #394 | bottle of Blank-Out | 24 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #190 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #736 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2360 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #703 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1035 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #854 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #160 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #806 | eggnog | 20 |
| #925 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #1550 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #875 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #647 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #2035 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #351 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #214 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #794 | herringcello | 23 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1395 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1042 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #512 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #224 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #354 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #1332 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #135 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #331 | water wings | 2 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |