| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #441 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 2 |
| #541 | BGE merchandise order form | 6 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #456 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 4 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #145 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 4 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #847 | CRIMBCO scrip | 100 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #465 | Crimbo candied pecan | 23 |
| #545 | Crimbo fudge | 19 |
| #488 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 21 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2553 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #354 | Elfin shortbread | 2 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1910 | Valentine | 3 |
| #151 | Workytime Tea | 14 |
| #2950 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #653 | antique greaves | 3 |
| #267 | battered Crimbo Crate | 49 |
| #584 | bindlestocking | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #393 | bottle of Blank-Out | 24 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #381 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 3 |
| #188 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 1 |
| #737 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 5 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #1795 | candy cane | 15 |
| #701 | candy kneecapping stick | 4 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1036 | canteen of wine | 15 |
| #663 | cheap elven gloves | 6 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #851 | corpsedriver | 5 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #159 | dusty Crimbo crate | 50 |
| #807 | eggnog | 20 |
| #926 | elven limbos gingerbread | 11 |
| #1547 | elven cellocello | 12 |
| #876 | elven moonshine | 9 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #1661 | elven suicide capsule | 8 |
| #513 | fake plastic grass | 3 |
| #648 | festive holiday hat | 6 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #350 | foam noodle | 2 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #215 | gingerbread house | 3 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #782 | gray bow tie | 7 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #792 | herringcello | 23 |
| #304 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #411 | inflatable duck | 2 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1041 | knuckle sandwich | 10 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1018 | paperclip | 5 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #959 | patent leather shoes | 4 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #823 | penguin thesaurus | 7 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #515 | portable photocopier | 11 |
| #810 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #225 | string of Crimbo lights | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #353 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 49 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #134 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #330 | water wings | 2 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |