Evil Pez

RankItemQuantity
#247A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 11
#279A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 21
#256A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 31
#223A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 41
#131A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#225A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 61
#1321Ancient Saucehelm2
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#843Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#924Boris's ring1
#288Cinco Mayo Lager1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#238Crimbo wreath3
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#185Crimbuck4,000
#1786El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#679Iiti Kitty phone charm1
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#691Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet1
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#681Schrödinger's thermos10
#464Uncle Romulus2
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#401antique bottle opener2
#288beach glass necklace1
#752booty chest charrrm1
#295boulder2
#340candy knuckles6
#745cannonball charrrm1
#509chintzy noodle ring1
#3275club necklace1
#325collection of tiny spooky objects3
#740copper ha'penny charrrm1
#2468diamond necklace2
#182doll house32
#386dollhive23
#1133elven cellocello18
#551elven suicide capsule29
#477enormous hoop earring1
#578evil golden arch8
#355evil golden arches1
#1391evil googly eye1
#2195evil teddy bear2
#1881fancy chocolate car1
#257fat bottom quark3
#2536giant pinky ring1
#307gingerbread house2
#219gnoll-tooth necklace1
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#3382heart necklace1
#1397heart of the volcano2
#480herringcello30
#734jawbruiser4
#1829licorice garrote1
#836live wire1
#109misfit teddy bear1
#568necklace chain1
#219night-vision goggles7
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#248peace-sign necklace1
#940penguin focaccia bread20
#242plastic Crimbo reindeer3
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#1087poison pen1
#203raisin2
#369ring of adornment1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#1135ring of half-assed regeneration1
#1491rubber WWBD? bracelet5
#1290rubber WWJD? bracelet6
#2197rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#1265rubber WWtNSD? bracelet6
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#559scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil1
#2957shiny ring1
#723silver tongue charrrm1
#357six tiny wedges of goat cheese2
#201slime-soaked hypophysis1
#121slime-soaked sweat gland2
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#2005stuffed Baron von Ratsworth12
#2853stuffed Cheshire bitten16
#1586stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech32
#1909stuffed Meat14
#1860stuffed angry cow27
#2257stuffed astral badger22
#1944stuffed baby gravy fairy27
#1974stuffed cocoabo25
#921stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#1783stuffed flaming gravy fairy29
#2465stuffed frozen gravy fairy20
#1635stuffed hand turkey32
#1806stuffed key11
#2385stuffed mind flayer21
#1945stuffed mink13
#2028stuffed monocle12
#1679stuffed scary death orb31
#1394stuffed shoulder parrot14
#2032stuffed sleazy gravy fairy25
#1996stuffed snowy owl25
#1949stuffed spooky gravy fairy26
#272stuffed spooky mushroom29
#3356stuffed stinky gravy fairy13
#1800stuffed teddy butler16
#2305stuffed tin of caviar8
#1921stuffed treasure chest9
#2225stuffed undead elbow macaroni23
#489sturdy Crimbo crate30
#603tarrrnish charrrm1
#1586teddy bear2
#1592teddy borg2
#122tiny fly glasses2
#100tiny goth giant1
#3990tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3934tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#2813tiny plastic Black Knight2
#8193tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#3832tiny plastic G Imp1
#3883tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3912tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#593tiny plastic Mob Penguin2
#3862tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3907tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3892tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3063tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#2152tiny plastic Trouser Snake3
#3857tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2859tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#6123tiny plastic angry goat2
#2792tiny plastic apathetic lizardman2
#2805tiny plastic astronomer2
#3366tiny plastic baby gravy fairy5
#2519tiny plastic barrrnacle7
#3966tiny plastic beanbat1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3949tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2851tiny plastic brainsweeper2
#540tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite2
#3318tiny plastic cocoabo5
#4887tiny plastic coffee pixie3
#3937tiny plastic demoninja1
#4498tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2803tiny plastic drunk goat2
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#2830tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3925tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6181tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#6234tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick2
#3958tiny plastic ghuol whelp4
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#4813tiny plastic grue3
#3972tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#3267tiny plastic killer bee5
#4841tiny plastic levitating potato3
#6162tiny plastic mosquito2
#579tiny plastic mutant elf2
#1345tiny plastic pastamancer4
#3923tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#3893tiny plastic scary clown1
#4451tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3851tiny plastic senile lihc1
#2765tiny plastic spiny skelelton2
#3369tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton5
#2827tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#3950tiny plastic stab bat4
#6168tiny plastic star starfish2
#535tiny plastic strand of DNA2
#4039tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3862tiny plastic taco cat1
#3861tiny plastic topiary golem1
#4482tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3873tiny plastic warwelf1

Wow, that's 5,006 items total!

what items are this player missing?