| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #931 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #190 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #17 | Lens of Violence | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #9 | Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques | 1 |
| #680 | Microplushie: Bropane | 7 |
| #698 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 2 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #694 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 8 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #779 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 5 |
| #612 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 7 |
| #736 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 5 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #147 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 16 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| #43 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 26 |
| #76 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 14 |
| #194 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 4 |
| #134 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 10 |
| #59 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 16 |
| #146 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 9 |
| #93 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 16 |
| #73 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 8 |
| #248 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 6 |
| #82 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 18 |
| #112 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 6 |
| #131 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 13 |
| #125 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 14 |
| #70 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 19 |
| #113 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 14 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #15 | Psycho From The Heat | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #12 | Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook | 1 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #12 | The Firegate Tapes | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #44 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 10 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 8 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 16 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 7 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #215 | Ze™ goggles | 6 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #8 | bakelite backpack | 2 |
| 🥈 | bakelite badge | 2 |
| 🥈 | bakelite belt | 2 |
| 🥉 | bakelite bowl | 2 |
| #5 | bakelite breeches | 2 |
| #5 | bakelite brooch | 2 |
| #4 | bakelite-covered bacon | 222 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #122 | chaos popcorn | 1 |
| #52 | creepy voodoo doll | 5 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 16 |
| 🥉 | finger cuffs | 1,674 |
| #18 | intriguing puzzle box | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #7 | little parachute guy | 91 |
| #357 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #164 | magical pony: Pearjack | 12 |
| #363 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 4 |
| #208 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 9 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #187 | magical pony: Uniquity | 11 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #6 | obnoxious riddle | 50 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #17 | porcelain pelerine | 1 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #23 | porcelain phantom mask | 1 |
| #18 | porcelain plus-fours | 1 |
| #24 | porcelain police baton | 1 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #179 | sandwich of the gods | 16 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #568 | stainless steel scarf | 6 |
| #536 | stainless steel shillelagh | 8 |
| #221 | stainless steel skullcap | 11 |
| #565 | stainless steel slacks | 7 |
| #242 | stainless steel solitaire | 10 |
| #308 | stainless steel suspenders | 12 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #436 | warbear metalworking primer | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |