| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #249 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |