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| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #222 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #562 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1483 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #173 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #250 | Kissin' Cousins | 4 |
| #520 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #634 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #658 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #627 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1043 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #1600 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #419 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #236 | comfy coffin | 5 |
| #555 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #388 | effluvious emerald | 2 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #402 | frigid air mattress | 2 |
| #935 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #554 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #362 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #840 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #368 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |