| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #255 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,455 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #785 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 5 |
| #280 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #114 | bean burrito | 11 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #668 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #320 | bottle of rum | 180 |
| #476 | bottle of tequila | 41 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #1999 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #270 | candy knuckles | 7 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #596 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 2 |
| #140 | chorizo taco | 39 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1218 | dusty Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #609 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #1091 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #350 | gob of wet hair | 39 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1861 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #498 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #755 | lime | 3 |
| #219 | live wire | 4 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #463 | mummy costume | 12 |
| #648 | night-vision goggles | 3 |
| #224 | pair of bolt cutters | 10 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #893 | passable elf mask | 6 |
| #1273 | penguin focaccia bread | 14 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #376 | plastic guitar | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #698 | pumpkinhead mask | 8 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #1451 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #618 | roasted marshmallow | 35 |
| #53 | rum and cola | 49 |
| #76 | rum barrel charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #669 | spark plug earring | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #779 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #999 | star | 1 |
| #918 | star chart | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #29 | string of Crimbo lights | 11 |
| #482 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 31 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #301 | taco shell | 33 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1215 | unstable DNA | 27 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #677 | wolfman mask | 8 |
| #44 | wriggling tentacle | 2 |