| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #975 | CRIMBCO scrip | 75 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #82 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 23 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #383 | Orcish cargo shorts | 6 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #511 | Safari Jack's moustache | 3 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #354 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #61 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 21 |
| #399 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #572 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #608 | antique record album | 3 |
| #382 | antique souvenir drawing | 2 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #809 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #432 | cream pie | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #395 | dense meat stack | 265 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #398 | empty agua de vida bottle | 492 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #990 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #263 | furry pants | 2 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1717 | handful of confetti | 21 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #321 | mummy costume | 20 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #255 | old school flying disc | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #85 | pile of loose snow | 2 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #911 | pocketwatch on a chain | 3 |
| #362 | pumpkinhead mask | 19 |
| #326 | red plastic baby | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #122 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #747 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 8 |
| #262 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 70 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #248 | throwing wrench | 12 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3339 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 5 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2742 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #2808 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2196 | tiny plastic blooper | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 7 |
| #2812 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #4786 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #2821 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4009 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #646 | tiny plastic zmobie | 11 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1601 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 3 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #386 | wolfman mask | 16 |