| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #101 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #57 | Chester's moustache | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #21 | Chester's sunglasses | 2 |
| #351 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #384 | Crimbuck | 2,613 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #301 | Let Me Be! | 5 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #105 | Mer-kin pinkslip | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #357 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 4 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #62 | Wolfman Nardz | 27 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #634 | anniversary gift box | 6 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #77 | bed of coals | 8 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #476 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 14 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1431 | candy cane | 22 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #462 | candy knuckles | 5 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #67 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 31 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #41 | cursed eyepatch | 1 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #73 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #491 | duct tape | 71 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #1064 | elven suicide capsule | 18 |
| #822 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #567 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #169 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #466 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 8 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #418 | herringcello | 32 |
| #113 | hobo nickel | 2,723 |
| #272 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #387 | irradiated candy cane | 10 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #240 | jar of squeeze | 4 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #235 | licorice garrote | 8 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #62 | mulled cider | 33 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #601 | oozenog | 6 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #581 | panhandle panhandling hat | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #579 | penguin focaccia bread | 27 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #235 | petrified wood | 46 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #257 | poison pen | 6 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #873 | radium-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #58 | roll of Hob-Os | 60 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1839 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #70 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #76 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #154 | salinated mint julep | 3 |
| #180 | sea broccoli | 2 |
| #118 | sea carrot | 2 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #324 | spooky bark | 43 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #251 | spooky sap | 42 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #149 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #331 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #2399 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 20 |
| #3359 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 13 |
| #2763 | stuffed angry cow | 17 |
| #3333 | stuffed astral badger | 13 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2209 | stuffed cocoabo | 22 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3417 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 13 |
| #1969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 26 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2378 | stuffed mind flayer | 21 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #2911 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3049 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 15 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #48 | tempura avocado | 1 |
| #55 | tempura broccoli | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #52 | tempura cauliflower | 1 |
| #48 | tempura cucumber | 1 |
| #51 | tempura radish | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #1334 | throwing wrench | 2 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #678 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 11 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #546 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 13 |
| #584 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #573 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 8 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #343 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 12 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 7 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #738 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 10 |
| #639 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 7 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 9 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 10 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1765 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 4 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 7 |
| #681 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 7 |
| #641 | tiny plastic The Man | 7 |
| #833 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 9 |
| #939 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #846 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 9 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #1237 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 6 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
| #736 | tiny plastic astronomer | 10 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 4 |
| #713 | tiny plastic beanbat | 10 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #546 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 13 |
| #486 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 14 |
| #542 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #757 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 6 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 6 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #570 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 2 |
| #657 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 11 |
| #944 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 8 |
| #945 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 8 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 6 |
| #752 | tiny plastic goth giant | 10 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #814 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #699 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 11 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2174 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #809 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #607 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 12 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #663 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 11 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #3341 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #534 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 2 |
| #652 | tiny plastic taco cat | 11 |
| #1201 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #651 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #717 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 10 |
| #541 | tiny plastic zmobie | 13 |
| #841 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 10 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |