| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1561 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 2 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #47 | Crimbo stocking | 2 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #773 | Crimboween memo | 14 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #91 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 16 |
| #1416 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #758 | Feynman gate | 11 |
| #34 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 2 |
| #49 | Hell ramen | 204 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #51 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 2 |
| #248 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 38 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #516 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 3 |
| #366 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 152 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1341 | Valentine | 9 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #743 | Yummy Tummy bean | 251 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #425 | astronaut pants | 20 |
| #1304 | baconstone | 5 |
| #49 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #4411 | badass belt | 7 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #390 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 9 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #276 | bow | 2 |
| #2544 | box of sunshine | 41 |
| #727 | brine | 23 |
| #402 | broken cellular phone | 6 |
| #1675 | candied yams | 4 |
| #759 | candy cane | 48 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1460 | capacitor relay | 3 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #20 | cob of corn | 250 |
| #216 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 393 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #98 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #9 | deflated inflatable dodecapede | 1 |
| #647 | dill | 60 |
| #177 | dwarf bread | 27 |
| #1736 | easter egg balloon | 13 |
| #598 | eggnog | 30 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #254 | eye-pod | 2 |
| #993 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 7 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #650 | fire | 8 |
| #9 | flaming juggler's balls | 1 |
| #322 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| 🥈 | gazing shoes | 495 |
| #541 | ghost cucumber | 83 |
| #1293 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #260 | glowing red eye | 78 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #249 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 11 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #1061 | ion grid | 8 |
| #692 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 3 |
| #741 | iron pasta spoon | 5 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #249 | lead necklace | 41 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #1028 | logic synthesizer | 7 |
| #235 | lovecat tail | 4 |
| #944 | mafia aria | 15 |
| #115 | meat paste | 2,916 |
| #2532 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #71 | penguin-smacking club | 1 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #275 | petrified time | 2 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #540 | pixellated candy heart | 23 |
| #887 | possessed top | 6 |
| #548 | prehistoric spear | 7 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #24 | pygmy bugbear shaman | 1 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #1205 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 5 |
| #761 | recursive spline reticulator | 2 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #504 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 6 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1106 | scroll of pasta summoning | 4 |
| #830 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 2 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #289 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 506 |
| #803 | spooky eggnog | 7 |
| #513 | spooky stick | 13 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #851 | spooky toy wheel | 5 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #428 | stuffing | 21 |
| #432 | sub-molecular interocitor | 7 |
| #576 | support cummerbund | 10 |
| #624 | t8r tots | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #419 | tiny house | 442 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #729 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #737 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 5 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #972 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1414 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 6 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1863 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #237 | tooth | 16 |
| #536 | toy jet pack | 14 |
| #978 | toy mercenary | 5 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #569 | toy space helmet | 14 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1035 | toy wheel | 7 |
| #1711 | tree-eating kite | 9 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #58 | velvet choker | 1 |
| #621 | vinegar | 62 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #743 | wooden block | 3 |
| #750 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #346 | yo | 28 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #608 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |