Manwhore

RankItemQuantity
#14744-ball1
#414Aluminum Epsilon of Humility1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#1229Argarggagarg's fang1
#565BGE pocket calendar1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#309Baron von Ratsworth's money clip2
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#611Baron von Ratsworth's tophat3
#2384Bonerdagon necklace1
#668Boris's ring2
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#1118CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#588CRIMBCO scrip305
#88Choker of the Ultragoth1
#287Cinco Mayo Lager1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#1869Codpiece of the Goblin King2
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1369Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#219Crimbuck3,576
#2890Crown of the Goblin King4
#534Danglin' Chad's loincloth1
#630Dolphin King's crown7
#477Dr. Hobo's scalpel7
#2026Drowsy Sword3
#1165Ent cider1
🥇French slippers1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#229Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer2
#471Iiti Kitty phone charm3
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#741Knob Goblin perfume1
#200Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray6
#724Krakrox's Loincloth1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#229Lead Zeta of Chastity1
#2144Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet7
#1200M-2421
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#1134Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#595Orcish frat-paddle2
#525Order of the Silver Wossname1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#260Red Balloon of Valor1
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#2541Scalp of Gorgolok1
#471Sinful Desires1
#190Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags4
#508Supernova Champagne4
#44The Legendary Beat1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#250Uranium Omega of Temperance1
#1286Wand of Nagamar1
#1358Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#1171Zinc Delta of Tranquility1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#731antique hand mirror1
#44aquaviolet jub-jub bird1
#2450baconstone1
#4724badass belt6
#2129barrrnacle1
#367barskin hat1
#464black spot1
#465bottle of antifreeze2
#679bottle of pirate juice1
🥇bucket of anniversary lard1
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#2875candied yams1
#1749canteen of wine1
#873casino pass1
#39charpuce jub-jub bird1
#392chintzy accordion pin1
#508chintzy saucepan earring1
#31clingfilm cap1
#40clingfilm slippers1
#34clingfilm trousers1
#541creamsicle1
#891dead guy's watch3
#527depantsing bomb2
#516depleted uranium seal figurine1
#755diamond-studded cane3
#349disease35
#585dope gangsta bling-bling1
#1515duct tape8
#367enormous hoop earring2
#531fairy gravy boat1
#507fake blood2
#1710filthy lucre4
#856flaming feather1
#695flirtatious feather2
#496foam noodle1
#462fortune cookie1
#313funky dried mushroom24
#642ga-ga radio1
#550gas balloon3
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#1644giant discarded plastic fork3
#1147giant discarded torn-up glove2
#1255giant needle1
#1887giant pinky ring3
#182gilded ancient cursed key1
#273glittery mascara1
#371gloomy black mushroom8
#395gold lamé pants1
#337gremlin juice5
#751grouchy restless spirit4
#2879grue egg6
#1934hamethyst2
#2801handful of confetti9
#1397heart of the volcano2
#1103herb brownies2
#1743herbal stuffing3
#283high-energy mining laser1
#178hot pink lipstick5
#441hypodermic needle3
#577inflatable duck1
#252insanely spicy bean burrito23
#449irradiated candy cane9
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#558leather chaps2
#930long skinny balloon1
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#193lump of Saccharine Maple sap1
#492magilaser blastercannon1
#709mariachi G-string1
🥇mayfly bait necklace1
#646mother's little helper1
#690ninja hot pants2
#2847obsidian dagger2
#1491pail2
#662palm frond2
#531pants of the Slug Lord7
#1536passable elf mask2
#236pat-a-cake pendant5
#982personalized coffee mug1
#740piece of wedding cake4
#726pirate pelvis1
#622poison pen3
#531poltergeist-in-the-jar-o1
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#264radiation-resistant helmet2
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#805rigid carapace6
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#632ring of half-assed regeneration4
#1250roasted marshmallow5
#1988roll of toilet paper4
#1031sawblade shield1
#771shingle1
#2137shiny ring4
#101solid baconstone ring1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
#1280stainless steel scarf2
#2244stainless steel shillelagh1
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#1705stainless steel slacks2
#1325stainless steel solitaire2
#8830stuffed cocoabo1
#8976stuffed hand turkey1
#8960stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8890stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#97sugar banana15
#113sugar cherry11
#95sugar lime12
#928swirly potion1
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3906tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#110tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3952tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#2808tofurkey gravy1
#2814tofurkey leg1
#442tube sock1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#481walrus-tusk earring2
#474water wings1
#448white lightning18
#228ye olde golde frontes1

Wow, that's 4,380 items total!

what items are this player missing?