| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #611 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 3 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #668 | Boris's ring | 2 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #590 | CRIMBCO scrip | 305 |
| #88 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbuck | 3,576 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #631 | Dolphin King's crown | 7 |
| #477 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 7 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #229 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 2 |
| #468 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 3 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #199 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 6 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #693 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #594 | Orcish frat-paddle | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #962 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #188 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 4 |
| #509 | Supernova Champagne | 4 |
| #44 | The Legendary Beat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1357 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #44 | aquaviolet jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4729 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #367 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #465 | bottle of antifreeze | 2 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #872 | casino pass | 1 |
| #39 | charpuce jub-jub bird | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #538 | creamsicle | 1 |
| #889 | dead guy's watch | 3 |
| #525 | depantsing bomb | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #754 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #347 | disease | 35 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #365 | enormous hoop earring | 2 |
| #530 | fairy gravy boat | 1 |
| #506 | fake blood | 2 |
| #1711 | filthy lucre | 4 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #461 | fortune cookie | 1 |
| #312 | funky dried mushroom | 24 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #548 | gas balloon | 3 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1146 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 2 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #178 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #272 | glittery mascara | 1 |
| #371 | gloomy black mushroom | 8 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #336 | gremlin juice | 5 |
| #748 | grouchy restless spirit | 4 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1932 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1102 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #177 | hot pink lipstick | 5 |
| #440 | hypodermic needle | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #251 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 23 |
| #447 | irradiated candy cane | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #556 | leather chaps | 2 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #490 | magilaser blastercannon | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #645 | mother's little helper | 1 |
| #688 | ninja hot pants | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #663 | palm frond | 2 |
| #531 | pants of the Slug Lord | 7 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #236 | pat-a-cake pendant | 5 |
| #984 | personalized coffee mug | 1 |
| #738 | piece of wedding cake | 4 |
| #727 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #530 | poltergeist-in-the-jar-o | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #264 | radiation-resistant helmet | 2 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #632 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 4 |
| #1251 | roasted marshmallow | 5 |
| #1985 | roll of toilet paper | 4 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #2136 | shiny ring | 4 |
| #102 | solid baconstone ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #97 | sugar banana | 15 |
| #113 | sugar cherry | 11 |
| #95 | sugar lime | 12 |
| #928 | swirly potion | 1 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #478 | walrus-tusk earring | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #447 | white lightning | 18 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |