| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #398 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 6 |
| #98 | El Vibrato power sphere | 16 |
| #159 | El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) | 4 |
| #153 | El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) | 2 |
| #81 | El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) | 5 |
| #170 | El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) | 2 |
| #128 | El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) | 2 |
| #145 | El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) | 6 |
| #281 | El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #169 | Kissin' Cousins | 5 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #253 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 7 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 3 |
| #143 | ancient cursed foot locker | 2 |
| #219 | around the world | 10 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #1345 | barrrnacle | 5 |
| #720 | battered Crimbo Crate | 11 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #66 | black plastic oyster egg | 52 |
| #47 | black striped oyster egg | 66 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #527 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 4 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6253 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1243 | canteen of wine | 9 |
| #228 | cocoa egg | 62 |
| #530 | comfy coffin | 2 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #92 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| #309 | cursed black pearl onion | 4 |
| #493 | cursed bottle of black-label rum | 1 |
| #406 | cursed bottle of rum | 2 |
| #244 | cursed cannonball | 4 |
| #354 | cursed dirty joke scroll | 2 |
| #178 | cursed piece of thirteen | 6 |
| #328 | cursed sea biscuit | 3 |
| #431 | cursed voodoo skull | 1 |
| #224 | decaying goldfish liver | 31 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #124 | enchantlers | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #162 | flytrap pellet | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #444 | gator skin | 8 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #346 | gloomy black mushroom | 9 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #1916 | googly eye | 3 |
| #783 | hamethyst | 10 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #171 | imitation crab meat | 13 |
| #60 | imitation crab zoea | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #124 | leaf | 1 |
| #414 | leprechaun hatchling | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #310 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #70 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 4 |
| #177 | ornate ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #2033 | pet rock | 2 |
| #788 | porquoise | 9 |
| #347 | potato sprout | 6 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #908 | pulsing flesh | 4 |
| #465 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1653 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #125 | sea salt crystal | 1 |
| #454 | sewer nuggets | 10 |
| #85 | sewer wad | 41 |
| #124 | simple ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #109 | slab of sponge | 4 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #7759 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2498 | stuffed gray blob | 2 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #7815 | stuffed mind flayer | 2 |
| #844 | stuffed ninja snowman | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #5314 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #267 | tassel | 5 |
| #116 | throbbing rage gland | 3 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1217 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2731 | tiny plastic G Imp | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #369 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 3 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic angry goat | 6 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #334 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #354 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 3 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 10 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 12 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #368 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 3 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2267 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #318 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 3 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1668 | toast | 184 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1650 | twitching claw | 1 |
| #1870 | unstable DNA | 8 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #683 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 9 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |