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| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
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| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
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| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
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| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2238 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1905 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 9 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #361 | agua de vida | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
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| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
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| #2555 | bottle of goofballs | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #504 | chocolate bath ball | 1 |
| #1517 | duct tape | 8 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #406 | fat loot token | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #2346 | grue egg | 9 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #482 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1713 | obsidian dagger | 7 |
| #1938 | old sweatpants | 3 |
| #88 | powdered sealbone | 1 |
| #181 | red class ring | 94 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #259 | sack lunch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2122 | spectre scepter | 8 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
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| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1062 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 7 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1751 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #914 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 5 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #2054 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #1264 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 4 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #4856 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2090 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic goth giant | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #1061 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 7 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 5 |
| #1450 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #2765 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
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| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2412 | valuable trinket | 1 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #178 | white class ring | 60 |