| #139 | 1,970 carat gold | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #5 | BittyCar MeatCar | 3 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #82 | Candicaine | 1 |
| #6 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 7 |
| #90 | Chinese curse words | 1 |
| 🥉 | Corpse Island iced tea | 501 |
| #9 | Crimbo pants | 1 |
| #11 | Crimbo sword | 1 |
| #176 | Crimbojito | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #85 | Gold Velvet™ whiskey | 1 |
| #65 | Golden Mean | 1 |
| #87 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥇 | Superhero Reboots | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #5 | bag of sausage links | 80 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #932 | battered Crimbo Crate | 7 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #693 | black greaves | 1 |
| #142 | blind-packed capsule toy | 116 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2993 | box of sunshine | 29 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #110 | chef-skull-in-the-box | 1 |
| #26 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 264 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #123 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| 🥈 | corpse on the beach | 500 |
| #4 | corpsedriver | 403 |
| #4 | corpsetini | 501 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #177 | diamond-studded fronts | 1 |
| #24 | dried gelatinous cube | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #969 | evil golden arch | 1 |
| #355 | evil golden arches | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #183 | gimlet | 3 |
| #184 | gold crown | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #190 | gold star | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #227 | gold toothbrush | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #79 | golden tattoo gun | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #641 | heart-shaped balloon | 6 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #191 | huge gold coin | 18 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #922 | lavender candy heart | 3 |
| 🥉 | left bear arm | 1 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #33 | mutant cactus bud | 1 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #33 | mutant gila monster egg | 1 |
| #41 | mutant rattlesnake egg | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #617 | orange candy heart | 21 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #142 | parasitic claw | 2 |
| #59 | peppermint rhino baby | 1 |
| #102 | peppermint sprout | 21 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #912 | pink candy heart | 3 |
| #16 | plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #10 | plans for depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #15 | plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #18 | plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #17 | plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #848 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #5 | record of infuriating silence | 4 |
| #5 | record of menacing silence | 4 |
| #4 | record of tranquil silence | 4 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #5 | right bear arm | 1 |
| #344 | rigid carapace | 11 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #22 | shiny gold fronts | 1 |
| #61 | skulldozer egg | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #235 | snowball | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #20 | soul doorbell | 23 |
| #31 | soul knife | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #249 | spooky hi mein | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| 🥇 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 25,069 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #169 | throbbing rage gland | 2 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |
| #1186 | yellow candy heart | 2 |