The 8Bit Pirate

RankItemQuantity
#785ASCII shirt1
#633BGE tiny plastic toy2
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#469Elmley shades1
#1114Iron Beta of Industry3
#627Jolly Roger charrrm3
#399Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet4
#892Knob Goblin elite shirt2
#400Manetwich1
#694Maxwell's Silver Hammer1
#231Morbidda trading card1
#382Oil of Parrrlay3
#54Princess Rutabaga trading card3
#84Roo trading card2
#618Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags1
#457The Big Book of Pirate Insults5
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#220Ye Olde Navy Fleece2
#1147Yellow Moon of Compassion2
#3681ancient unspeakable fruitcake1
#432asbestos apron1
#1480baconstone4
#1347barrrnacle5
#924blob-shaped Crimbo cookie7
#253blue plastic baby1
#222blundarrrbus2
#458bottle of Vangoghbitussin1
#419bottle of pirate juice2
#289buoybottoms2
#228burrowgrub hive1
#957can of spinach1
#4786candy cane1
#809chocolate-frosted king cake1
#385cursed bottle of black-label rum2
#418cursed cannonball1
#431cursed voodoo skull1
#1686delicious salad2
#2834eggnog1
#339eyepatch20
#360flaregun34
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#135giant red gummi bear1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#601green gummi ingot29
#228grog8
#526grumpy old man charrrm2
#103grumpy old man charrrm bracelet1
#391grungy bandana1
#259grungy flannel shirt2
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#202gummi salamander1
#177gummi snake2
#170gummi trilobite1
#1151hamethyst6
#3326nanite-infested fruitcake1
#3424nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear1
#2042oozenog2
#191ornate ancient cursed chest1
#265pirate pelvis11
#309pog #01 (spider)3
#370pog #02 (Knob goblin)2
#295pog #03 (warwelf)3
#150pog #04 (skleleton)7
#212pog #05 (ninja snowman)5
#402pog #06 (filthy hippy)2
#322pog #07 (orcish frat boy)3
#315pog #08 (hellion)3
#265pog #09 (pirate)4
#327pog #10 (hobo)3
#220pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)5
#2213porquoise1
#564red gummi ingot32
#326red plastic baby1
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3662rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3658rubber WWSPD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#76rum barrel charrrm bracelet1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#288star shirt1
#2384stuffed Baron von Ratsworth7
#7819stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#6937stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech3
#2551stuffed Meat5
#778stuffed alien blob9
#6272stuffed angry cow4
#8974stuffed astral badger1
#4896stuffed baby gravy fairy7
#4808stuffed cocoabo7
#1747stuffed doppelshifter4
#5315stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#5338stuffed frozen gravy fairy6
#2498stuffed gray blob2
#4902stuffed hand turkey7
#5757stuffed mind flayer5
#3069stuffed mink1
#2923stuffed monocle2
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#4333stuffed scary death orb9
#989stuffed shoulder parrot21
#4297stuffed sleazy gravy fairy9
#4742stuffed snowy owl7
#4589stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#2369stuffed spooky mushroom2
#6927stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#3135stuffed teddy butler1
#2781stuffed tin of caviar3
#2408stuffed treasure chest3
#257swashbuckling pants19
#284sword behind inappropriate prepositions1
#203tasket2
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3987tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3930tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3115tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#2093tiny plastic Beelzebozo2
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#2809tiny plastic Black Knight2
#2067tiny plastic Bonerdagon2
#3077tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8188tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#3080tiny plastic Crimbo elf2
#4234tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#634tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#2056tiny plastic Felonia2
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3872tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2848tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3873tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3893tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2762tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy2
#2781tiny plastic Protagonist2
#3904tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3061tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3064tiny plastic The Man1
#3925tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2759tiny plastic XXX pr0n2
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#4020tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#3304tiny plastic angry goat5
#2811tiny plastic anime smiley2
#3973tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3978tiny plastic astronomer1
#4861tiny plastic baby gravy fairy3
#6140tiny plastic barrrnacle2
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#2570tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#3950tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#2217tiny plastic brainsweeper3
#3905tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#990tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#4874tiny plastic cocoabo3
#3958tiny plastic coffee pixie4
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3174tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#2150tiny plastic cubist bull3
#3935tiny plastic demoninja1
#4495tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3875tiny plastic drunk goat1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#427tiny plastic fax machine1
#3844tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#2829tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker2
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#2533tiny plastic fuzzy dice7
#2520tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#8090tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#2803tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers2
#2788tiny plastic goth giant2
#3945tiny plastic grue4
#3893tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#2706tiny plastic hermit2
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#3971tiny plastic howling balloon monkey4
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#3891tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#3333tiny plastic leprechaun5
#3934tiny plastic levitating potato4
#3836tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3995tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4344tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3921tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime4
#4464tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#2611tiny plastic seal clubber2
#2782tiny plastic senile lihc2
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#2877tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#3935tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#2846tiny plastic stab bat6
#3349tiny plastic star starfish5
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#2767tiny plastic topiary golem2
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4480tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#2762tiny plastic warwelf2
#3849tiny plastic whitesnake1
#2789tiny plastic zmobie2
#175tisket2
#901top5
#2127toy mercenary1
#2475toy ray gun1
#1190toy soldier1
#2262toy space helmet1
#1384toy train1
#2003tree-eating kite6
#1443twitching claw2
#2017unstable DNA5
#667vampire collar1
#428white hat hacker T-shirt2
#589wreath of laurels1
#585yellow gummi ingot30
#478yohohoyo2

Wow, that's 717 items total!

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