| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #218 | Chroner | 279 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #1416 | Cloaca-Cola | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1779 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #2881 | Crown of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #737 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 4 |
| #1650 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #88 | Elizabeth's Dollie | 1 |
| #390 | Gaia beads | 4 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #363 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 4 |
| #339 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 6 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #462 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #565 | Snow Queen Crown | 2 |
| #108 | Stephen's lab coat | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #512 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #82 | Volcoino | 2 |
| #226 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #179 | borrowed time | 1 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #447 | brown plastic baby | 1 |
| #185 | bubblin' crude | 89 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #1153 | club necklace | 6 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #21 | dew yoana salacious lei | 10 |
| #1148 | diamond necklace | 6 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #21 | faded green protest sign | 2 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #325 | fat loot token | 4 |
| #48 | fishy pipe | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #697 | gearbox necklace | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #1073 | giant discarded bottlecap | 3 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #1725 | giant pinky ring | 4 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3453 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #81 | hardened slime pants | 2 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #255 | hippy medical kit | 12 |
| #1251 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #175 | lunar isotope | 210 |
| #169 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #598 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #2056 | old sweatpants | 2 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #1027 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #934 | pants of the Slug Lord | 3 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #587 | party hat | 2 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #339 | pat-a-cake pendant | 3 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #355 | pink clay bead | 36 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #272 | potted fern | 2 |
| #123 | pygmy briefs | 1 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #88 | red shoe | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #64 | ring of telling skeletons what to do | 1 |
| #1759 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1259 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #18 | salacious lychee chuhai | 10 |
| #16 | salacious screwdiver | 10 |
| #408 | silver shrimp fork | 4 |
| #410 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | spark plug earring | 2 |
| #2560 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #1967 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 25 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #342 | stuffed alien blob | 18 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2998 | stuffed astral badger | 15 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2404 | stuffed cocoabo | 20 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #2701 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #988 | stuffed gray blob | 19 |
| #2284 | stuffed hand turkey | 22 |
| #2773 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2466 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 20 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2766 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #2571 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 9 |
| #1302 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 4 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #2809 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1662 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 11 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 12 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 10 |
| #1516 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 12 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2507 | tiny plastic mosquito | 7 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic stab bat | 10 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #849 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 11 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic warwelf | 3 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #189 | topiary nugglet | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1444 | useless powder | 10 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #370 | wad of cotton | 8 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #230 | wumpus hair | 7 |
| #227 | ye olde golde frontes | 1 |